Colin wouldn't like this. You think so? Yeah, you're right. I'm pretty sure my son wouldn't have liked being eaten by a fucking cannibal... and buried before his 18th birthday. Wow. You must have known him so well. Jill. By the time they found Colin in that godforsaken house, he looked like lasagna with teeth. I'd know. I had to identify the remains. My boy... is not in the realm ofthe undead. He is not flying around in the firmament... on magical wings of flame. He's in an overpriced rosewood box... that's headed six feet downtown.
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They did a big memorial assembly for Colin at school. And we had to watch another presentation about curfews and the buddy system... and how to deal with grief. But nobody seemed to care anymore. Sorrow was last week's emotion.
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And ever since then, I just knew what I had to do to be strong. And when I'm full, like I am right now, I'm, like, unkillable. Like, I can do shit like this. Watch.
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Sure, we all hoped this would be the last funeral, but I knew better. So I did some research. Paranormal research.
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So... you can take your pain... and you can shove it up your asses, kids.
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Jennifer and I hadn't spoken since our encounter in my room.
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Actually, I hadn't really spoken to anyone.
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"Offering a virgin to Satan. " "Ifthe sacrifice is impure- Human and demonic relations"� "Destroying a demon. "Demons are weakest when hungry, but a blade to the heart is the surest way to kill the beast. "
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Sometimes, the letters are from people who say they're praying for me. They tell me everything will be okay if I just acceptJesus Christ into my heart.
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"Devil's Kettle" sounds twisted, I know, but the place is just named after a waterfall.
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Feel my heart, Jonas.
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Personally, I think they're trying to wear us out, keep us sluggish so there won't be an uprising.
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Nobody comes back. Nobody gets offthe cross.
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Rec time started five minutes ago, Needy. Grassy-ass, Raymundo.
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We're talkin' about butt. We're talkin' about legs. We're talking about virtually no impact. This should sell for 14.95.
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I'm kinda the shit.
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That's amazing. Can I, um� Can I buy you a drink? Sure. What are we having? They have this really awesome 9/11 tribute shooter. It's red, white and blue, but you have to drink it really fast or it turns brownish. All right. Well, we'll drink it fast. Okay. - Okay. - I'll be right back. Hey, how- how are you gonna get alcohol? Um, I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.
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Hi. Hi. Uh� we just wanted to meet you or something. I'm Jennifer Check, and this is my friend. Hi. I'm Nikolai. This is, uh� These guys are my band. Low Shoulder. Yeah, we've heard� I've heard about you. You play your instruments really super good. Thank you. We are professionals. Hey. Sorry. Could I ask you a question? Um, why would you wanna play all the way out here in Devil's Kettle? You live in the city, right? Yeah. But, you know, I think it's really important sometimes to try and connect with our fans... in the shitty areas too.