- There's a page six problem. - We have a page one problem. - There's a page six problem. - We have a page one problem. - Well? - He's news. - The clients can't wait. - They're about to. - He pulled six people off a subway. - From a wreck he probably caused. Something goes wrong and he's there. Look! He's fleeing the scene. He's probably going to save somebody else. He's a hero! Then why the mask? What's he got to hide? She needs to know if you want chintz or chenille. - Whichever's cheaper. - It's like this: We double- booked page six. Macy's and Conway's both have... - We sold out four printings. - Sold out? Every copy.
Spider-Man
30.6s
Guy with eight hands. Sounds hot. Those tights and that tight little... Dresses like a spider He looks like a bug But we should all just give him One big hug Look out Here comes the Spider-Man "Who is Spider- Man?" He's a criminal, that's who he is. A vigilante, a public menace. Why's he on my front page? A vigilante, a public menace. Why's he on my front page? A vigilante, a public menace. Why's he on my front page? Mr. Jameson, your wife needs... Mr. Jameson, your wife needs...
Spider-Man
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Tomorrow, Spider- Man, page one. Move Conway to page seven. - That's a problem. - Then make it page eight. - That can't be done. - Get out! We can't get a decent picture. Eddie's on it, but we can barely see him. Aw, what is he, shy? If we can get Julia Roberts in a thong, we can get this weirdo. On the front page: "Cash for a Spider- Man picture." He doesn't want to be famous? I'll make him infamous!
Spider-Man
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- Good evening. - General. Good to see you.
Spider-Man
1.7s
Don't move, lady!
Spider-Man
1.7s
I got the back!
Spider-Man
1.5s
Oh, my God!
Spider-Man
1.5s
Who's there?
Spider-Man
7.7s
With great power comes great responsibility. Remember that, Pete. Remember that.
Spider-Man
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He tried to tell me something important, and I threw it in his face. You loved him... ...and he loved you. He never doubted the man you'd grow into. How you were meant for great things. You won't disappoint him.
Spider-Man
5.4s
I can't help thinking about the last thing I said to him.
Spider-Man
2.5s
But he was there.
Spider-Man
2s
I miss him too.
Spider-Man
6.4s
I missed him a lot today. I know.
Spider-Man
4.1s
Can I fix you something? No, thanks.
Spider-Man
7.7s
You're like a brother to Harry. That makes you family. And if you ever need anything, give me a call.
Spider-Man
1.6s
Your loss.
Spider-Man
4.4s
He throws up his hands, ropes come out, and he climbs up them.