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Pete? Steven. Thank God. I had a horrible feeling I was going to be the only one here. I reckon that's not the last horrible feeling you're gonna have today, mate. This can't be happening. Can it? You said it. What the hell are we doing here? What we always did. Follow Gary King into almost certain oblivion. Hello, Steven. You all right, mate? Pete. Hi, mate. Didn't we decide to stop calling him Fearless Leader somewhere around 1992? Old habits die hard. They'll be putting that on Gary's tombstone. No, they won't. You know he'll outlive us all. That's! be funny if it wasn't true. Hang on a sec. What? I'm just trying to decide which of us is the biggest idiot for coming.
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And we're back. Just like the Five Musketeers. Three Musketeers, isn't it? Four if you count D'Artagnan, Well, nobody knows how many there were, really, do they, Pete? I mean, history's a sketchbook. You do know that The Three Musketeers is a fiction, right? Written by Alexandre Dumas? A lot of people are saying that about the Bible these days. What, that it was written by Alexandre Dumas? Don't be daft, Steve, it was written by Jesus. Oh. Anyway, five sounds much better. I think they missed a trick only having three. 'Cause you'd have five, then two could've died and they'd still have three left. Are we there yet? Let's do this!
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Look at these cunts. You're late. No, I'm not. Yeah, you are. You said 3:00. It's almost 4:00. Yeah, 3 for 4. You know your problem, Gary? You're never wrong. How is that a problem? I can't believe you bought another Granada Mark II. What do you mean? This looks exactly like the car I sold you in 1989. This is the car you sold me in 1989. Best 300 quid I ever spent. This is The Beast? Yeah.
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If it is a piss. Might be a little... Poo. How is that a poo? Still work for your old man, Pete? Yeah. I'm a partner now. You? Yeah, started my own firm in '98. Got bought out in '05. I'm happier, though. It's less stress. Ollie? Property. I co-manage a boutique estate agency in North London. Very competitive. Is it family law you're in, Andy? Corporate. Does anyone know what Gary's doing? He's playing Need For Speed. Over there. Come on, come on, come on! He hasn't changed, has he?
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Have you got any plans for dinner at all? Tonight, we will be partaking of a liquid repast as we wend our way up The Golden Mile. Commencing with an inaugural tankard at The First Post, then onto The Old Familiar, The Famous Cock, The Cross Hands, The Good Companions, The Trusty Servant, The Two Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive, The King's Head and The Hole in the Wall for a measure of the same. All before the last bittersweet pint in that most fateful terminus, The World's End. Leave a light on, good lady, for though we may return with a twinkle in our eyes, we will, in truth, be blind drunk.
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Until 1840... Fucking hell. ...this building was the site of Newton Haven's first post office. Until an enterprising business fellow decided that far from befitting the sending and receiving of mail it was perhaps better suited as a humble taproom where a weary traveler might get Matted. Come on.
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