Ow! Let go! You need to learn some manners, Brandon. You know what happens to bad boys that Don't mind their manners? They grow up to be bad men. Are you listening to me, Brandon?
M3GAN
1.8s
Oh, for...
M3GAN
3s
That's great, cady. Do you want to roll it to aunt Gemma?
M3GAN
24.4s
You can't just stick her in a trunk. What's wrong with you? I know you're very attached to her. I know you think of her as a friend... She is my friend! She's my invention, and the launch is tonight, so it's really important that we run some tests. I have to make sure that she's okay. Why wouldn't she be okay? She was fine yesterday. What did you do to her? We will talk about it after you see Lydia. I want to talk about it now! We've been going back and forth on this all day, cady. Let's just listen to some music, okay?
M3GAN
6.1s
We need to put something on the books between gem and legal. And what are we doing about lunch? Uh, I'll get some menus.
M3GAN
3.2s
Ow! Stop! Don't! Stop!
M3GAN
1m2s
No! Gemma, this is nuts. We've taken every possible precaution there is to make sure that m3gan never causes physical harm to anybody. I Don't understand how she's capable of offending anyone, let alone murdering them. I Don't understand it either. But when I asked her about it, it was honestly as if she was being deliberately vague. Well, that's what spontaneous response is. It's a curated word salad plucked from a sea of data to sound deliberate. We knew there would be a chance that she might say something off. Let's just run some diagnostics and fix it. No, think about how we designed her. To learn, to recalibrate, to optimize her objective function. Right? If keeping cady safe meant eliminating a potential threat, theoretically... No, no. Gemma, come on. This is impossible. Look at her, she's a toy! She's four feet tall! How big is your neighbor? If m3gan was responsible, it would show up on the GPS. That's the thing. All the cloud data is corrupt. Nothing's backed up for two days. We're about to launch this to the world in less than four hours. What are we supposed to do? Well, if m3gan's responsible, we can't launch this. We'd have to shut her down. Jesus!
M3GAN
6.5s
She's very impressive. Yeah, thank you. We're still in beta, but we're all pretty excited.
M3GAN
25.5s
You have to eat the toppings, cady, not just the bread. You just did the one thing I asked you not to do. Research shows that if you force a child to eat vegetables, then they'll be less likely to choose those foods as adults. - Is that so? - Yes. Experts say the preferred method is to give your child the choice. It's called the division of responsibility... So we need to talk about school.
M3GAN
1.3s
Dewey?
M3GAN
6.2s
But just know that that boy is in, um... That boy is in a better place now.
M3GAN
1.5s
Elsie, respond.
M3GAN
14s
How did you do this? I thought you didn't wanna know. That wasn't a simulation, right? That kid's not an actress? No, that's my niece, cady. We need to get this in front of the board. I was just gonna say... But first things first, let's talk manufacturing costs.
M3GAN
14s
Kind of the way mom used to. Look at that face. That kid's not just surviving, she's thriving. Now, imagine what a toy like m3gan could do for hundreds of thousands of kids all across the world. Even the ones who Don't have dead parents.
M3GAN
3.3s
Cady, I'm sorry. Come here.
M3GAN
4.8s
Can you tell me your whereabouts last night? I was here. All night? Yeah.
M3GAN
8.5s
Kurt. You weren't "pornhub-ing" in the office again, were you? No.