Take your seats. Take your fucking seats. Don't worry, nobody's gonna get killed, I promise you. This is just a musical emergency. Take your seats. That's it. Nobody be alarmed. It's fine. Sit down! Do not defy me! Sit your arses down!
The Death of Stalin
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- Oh, is there one in your pocket? - No, no, come on. No, not again! No, don't you... God damn it! Caught red-handed. Well, I would die for the Motherland!
The Death of Stalin
3s
Well, half the audience have gone. The acoustic will be very lively.
The Death of Stalin
2.6s
You wanna know where fucking Polnikov is?
The Death of Stalin
2.7s
Adios.
The Death of Stalin
12.5s
Something's happening over there. I hate him. Hate her. Fucking wet box. - Can you please just be cordial? - I know the drill. Smile, shake hands and try not to call them a cunt. Perfect. That's perfect.
The Death of Stalin
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I have wonderful news. Comrade Stalin loved tonight's concerto and would like a recording of it right away, which we don't have, for reasons that are myriad and complex and... But meanwhile the concerto we just played will be played again. And this time we will record it and we will applaud it.
The Death of Stalin
9.4s
My father was a great social scientist. But we, the people of the Soviet Union, are not laboratory animals.
The Death of Stalin
5.7s
All right, boys. Meet your dates for tonight. I'll take the tall blonde.
The Death of Stalin
1.8s
- Guards! - Oi!
The Death of Stalin
26.2s
Want a job done properly, you call the army. Take his belt off. It's hard to run away with your pants falling down. If you want to talk to General Zhukov, now's your opportunity. Spit it out, Georgy. Staging a coup here. He's got a knife by his ankle. - You're a disgrace. - Give his head a good kicking. - Make you feel better. - All in good time. Oh, I'm gonna enjoy peeling the skin from your self-satisfied face. Not with that, you won't. Come on, then.
The Death of Stalin
5.3s
- Very good speech, Lavrenti. - Thank you. Yes, "bread and peace". I knew it would work.
The Death of Stalin
3.4s
Action is gonna be taken at the meeting. Action? What action?
The Death of Stalin
15.9s
Comrades, we share your grief. You will assemble outside for further instructions. All staff into the transport. Yes, that's it, hurry up. Come on, get a move on. In the transports, please. Where the fuck did she come from? Get her out! Gently with that, will you? Hurry up.