- Wait, wait, wait, please. - Everett! I would rather drop dead.
Paterson
4.4s
Hey, Doc, what d... what does Abbott and Costello have to do with, uh, Romeo and Juliet?
Paterson
7.3s
You don't listen to me at all! The friendship can be folded into something greater. I don't want to fold it into something greater!
Paterson
20s
Paterson, you still don't got a cell phone? Uh, no... no, I don't want one. It would be a leash. What about the better half? She got one? She's got one, yeah. And a laptop. And an iPad. She doesn't want you to get one? No, no, she's OK about it.
Paterson
42.2s
Who's on first? Who's on first? I'll tell ya who's on first. And I'll tell ya what's on second too. But you ain't gonna wanna know. I can explain, sweetheart. No, let me explain. That is my cookie jar money. That is money I've been saving up so I could get my hair fixed to go to your damn niece's wedding. That is my money. Mine! I promise, I will replace it. I-I will replace it after this weekend's chess tournament. Chess tournament? Doc, you gonna need a chess tourniquet if you don't put that damn money back.
Paterson
2.1s
I like your technique.
Paterson
2.1s
She understands me really well.
Paterson
1.5s
Today.
Paterson
13s
You're up late, honey. Your silent, magic watch didn't wake you up. Yeah, it was a little late today. Well, some days, something inside just doesn't wanna get up. Ever feel like that?
Paterson
2.7s
- Good morning! - Morning.
Paterson
8.8s
Is there anything we can do? Nah, I always say, don't try to change things, or you'll make them even worse.
Paterson
21.7s
I know it's silly, but I'm so excited about the new farmer's market. Because if my cupcakes are a big sensation, then I might be on my way to a very successful business. That would be amazing, honey. And you know what else? My guitar should arrive today. My Harlequin guitar, direct from Esteban.
Paterson
17.5s
Honey, since the kitchen's a mess with all my baking going on, couldn't we order out? Like, a pizza? - Pizza's fine with me. - Great. Then after dinner, while you and Marvin go out, I could practise just a little more. I wanna learn the rest of that song, at least.
Paterson
13.7s
So what'd they do? Send a mechanic, uh, on site or tow the motherfucker or what? Yeah, yeah. They come and tow it back to the depot, and they send a replacement bus for the passengers. Man, that could've been a lot worse. Damn thing could've exploded into a fuckin' fireball!
Paterson
5s
Is Esteban gonna deliver it personally? Who knows?
