Step seven: the date. Okay, we need a plan. You think a football team runs on the field without a strategy? Eh... Mm. - Exactly, no. Of course they don't. - No, of course they don't. You want this date to end with you making out, you need to think ahead. So give me the vibe of the restaurant you're going for. Okay, I'm thinking something kind of trendy, you know, kind of hipster, maybe unique? - Done. Dave & Buster's. - Huh? - The place with the metal claw game? - You bet your ass.
The DUFF
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Really? What kind of light...?
The DUFF
6.8s
- Hey, B. - Madison, how are you? Do you wanna see something hysterical? Hold on.
The DUFF
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What are you gonna be for Halloween? My mom found this picture on Instagram of these kids, they were shadows. So they crept up next to kids, other kids, and they used to spook 'em out and look like shadows. One year, I was actually a subway surfer. You can buy that one? Um, no, I built it.
Paterson
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Did they have elephants in ancient Persia?
Paterson
1.3s
Thank you.
Paterson
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You love somebody... more than anything in the whole damn world. You... worship her. You don't wanna be alive without her and... she says she doesn't want you.
Paterson
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♪ Just call me Paul Lawrence Dunbar ♪
Paterson
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Get any writing done? I did, a little, yeah.
Paterson
14.2s
Accordion. No, I just drive the regular ones. Did you ever drive a fire truck? No, just, uh, buses and cars, and, uh, I drove a big truck a few times, but, uh, that's it.
Paterson
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Our own Romeo and Juliet. Or, maybe, more like Antony and Cleopatra? Speaking of Romeo and Juliet, Abbott and Costello.
Paterson
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Oh, my. I have so much to do.
Paterson
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Sure looked real, though. Oh, honey. Oh, that's so frightening. You acted so heroically.
Paterson
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I leave here tomorrow. Nice to meet you. Oh, nice to meet you. Are you... you're going back to Tokyo? No, Osaka. Oh, Osaka. What I meant. Have a good trip. Thank you.