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For generations of high-schoolers, you could only be a jock, a geek, a princess, a bully or a basket case. But times have changed. Jocks play video games. Princesses are on antidepressants. And geeks basically run the country.

The DUFF

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Homecoming tickets, homecoming. Hey, get your homecoming tickets now. - Half price now or double at the door. - We're gonna be late. Hey, Jess. Hey, Casey. Homecoming tickets? - Oh, we bought ours online. - All right, cool. See you there. - Thanks. - And I will not be attending, so... Oh, my God, you do this before every dance. Yeah, but I don't feel like going.

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Love.

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I'm assuming you've seen the video. - Heh. Yeah. - Um, it's true. I am into you. And so I thought I should just be straightforward and tell you to your face. Wow. I'm flattered. And impressed. Ha, ha. Not a lot of people would have the balls to say all that. Well, that's my whole thing. - Big old balls. - Ha, ha. Right.

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- Huh? - Wow. Um... What happens here? Well, it's gonna blow your mind, but sit on the rock. - Unh. - Good, good. And then you think.

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Ooh. Showtime. And for me, it happened senior year, about a month before homecoming. I was cruising the halls with my two best friends. Jess Harris.

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Sorry.

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That's me.

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I would bang her so hard we'd both need helmets.

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There's a Vincent Price marathon on, so I gotta watch that. - Who's that? - Ugh. Shit, there's Señor Gomez. I'm failing Spanish.

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I'm sorry, "What Homecoming Means to Me"? What are we, 5 years old? - What is this? - Look, I'm sorry, B. I know it sucks, but maybe it's the universe telling you, you need to be there. Please don't start with the universe with me this early in the morning, okay? Everything and everyone can suck it. Okay, it's not the end of the world. Ho, ho. Well, that's easy for you to say. - I don't have a date. - I can fix that.

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Wow.

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Were you spying on me? A, don't leave your curtains open, and two, it's kind of hard to miss a bunch of Japanese people running and screaming for their lives. Looked horrible, by the way, all that reading.

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She looks great. She's pulling it off. - Dude, she's 15 years old, man. - She's a ten. I don't care about 15. She's a ten.

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Those would be subtitles. Super. Where are your girls at?

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Here.

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Let's do this shit. Fucking A. - Mom. - Sorry.

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And then she was all like, "Bitch, if I wanted your opinion, I'd ask." And I was all like, "Bitch, if I cared what you thought, I'd ask." Ugh, my grandma is so annoying. - Ha-ha-ha. - Wesley, what time is it?

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For generations of high-schoolers, you could only be a jock, a geek, a princess, a bully or a basket case. But times have changed. Jocks play video games. Princesses are on antidepressants. And geeks basically run the country.

Love.

- Huh? - Wow. Um... What happens here? Well, it's gonna blow your mind, but sit on the rock. - Unh. - Good, good. And then you think.

Ooh. Showtime. And for me, it happened senior year, about a month before homecoming. I was cruising the halls with my two best friends. Jess Harris.

Sorry.

That's me.

I would bang her so hard we'd both need helmets.

There's a Vincent Price marathon on, so I gotta watch that. - Who's that? - Ugh. Shit, there's Señor Gomez. I'm failing Spanish.

Wow.

Were you spying on me? A, don't leave your curtains open, and two, it's kind of hard to miss a bunch of Japanese people running and screaming for their lives. Looked horrible, by the way, all that reading.

She looks great. She's pulling it off. - Dude, she's 15 years old, man. - She's a ten. I don't care about 15. She's a ten.

Those would be subtitles. Super. Where are your girls at?

Here.

Let's do this shit. Fucking A. - Mom. - Sorry.

And then she was all like, "Bitch, if I wanted your opinion, I'd ask." And I was all like, "Bitch, if I cared what you thought, I'd ask." Ugh, my grandma is so annoying. - Ha-ha-ha. - Wesley, what time is it?