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29.4s
Yeah, on second thought, I think I'm just gonna stick with the old lucky party shirt. - Wait for it. - Bianca, don't do it. - Huh? - B. Says it on there. - No. - Mm-mm. - And, you know, maybe... - No. - ...I'll round it outwith old trusty... - Not the flannel. - Nice muted tones. - No. That is not a good look. This is a good look. And that's my mom. Three years ago my dad left her, and she did not handle it well.
The DUFF
35.2s
You called me fat and ugly, Wesley. What? No, I didn't. I called you the DUFF. Yeah, excuse me. It's just that stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend, dick face. You can't take it literally, okay? I mean, the DUFF doesn't actually have to be fat or ugly. You know, like Tony Romo, he's a Dallas Cowboy. It's not like he rides a horse, right? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. I'm just saying, I would never call anyone fat or ugly. Okay? That's messed up. But it's the word and it stuck. It's a catchall. Oh, my God. Get out of here before I murder you.
The DUFF
27.4s
Look, I have a crush on this boy. His name's Toby Tucker. Maybe you've heard of him. Well, I can't seem to talk to him without making a total ass of myself, okay? And you never seem to have this problem. - Don't you hate me? - I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do. But only because you're a dipshit and a man-whore. But you're the only one in this whole school who told me what was actually going on. So you're an honest dipshit, and that's what counts. - Thanks? - Can we just...? Can we just cool it for a second?
The DUFF
24s
Well, hallelujah, okay? I don't have to look at pictures of your artisanal cappuccinos every morning. How dare you? You love those foam faces. - They're foam-tastic. - Shh. Look, we're going through something over here. Guess what else. Unfollowed y'all on Twitter. Oh, perfect. No more of Bianca's almost-ironic tweets for the day. Heh. Oh, that's rich, coming from this guy who's RT'ing them all day long. They're pity RTs.
The DUFF