Oh, my God. What a coincidence it is - seeing you here. - Hey. So, um, you two, huh?
The DUFF
1.2s
Hey there.
The DUFF
3.4s
That's what sucking at life looks like. Oh.
The DUFF
6.5s
Yeah, I was kind of having trouble getting him to notice me, so I've brought on a sensei.
The DUFF
1.5s
Okay.
The DUFF
1.8s
I'm gonna, uh...
The DUFF
6.6s
When I went to high school in the '90s, we didn't have emoticons. We had actual facial expressions. Look into it.
The DUFF
1.5s
Mm-hm.
The DUFF
9.6s
Look, having had experience in this area, I think we gotta deal with this in a way that's private and sensitive. Yes, yes, we do not negotiate with terrorists.
The DUFF
16.1s
It didn't feel like just some word to me. I think deep down I've always known you guys were prettier than me, and I felt like I couldn't talk to you about it, because you wouldn't understand what it felt like to be your schlumpy friend. But, you know, you're wrong, because we all have our insecurities.
The DUFF
7.3s
Okay, they're announcing king and queen soon, so, Caitlyn, I wanna go over by the stage and get the very best lighting. I'll be right back.
The DUFF
7.2s
Ahem. Nope. Okay. I can do this. How hard could it be? Just do it.
The DUFF
1.5s
Get in there.
The DUFF
14s
- Yeah. - Yes. On one condition. You gotta ask me in monster voice. - Wesley. Monster voice? - Yeah. - From when we were little? - Mm-hm. - No, I don't... I don't remember it. - You sure? - Yes, I couldn't even... - Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
The DUFF
21.2s
Did you read the comments on that video? Yeah. It says, "That mannequin just made out with a five." Oh, my God, he called her a five. Ha, ha. "Bianca Piper's ass means the terrorists have won." Ouch. I feel bad for Toby. "Flash mob hump session on Toby at 3:30"? He's gotta be so embarrassed. His senior year is going to suck.
The DUFF
49.6s
Wes, I did it. I just got that guy's number. - Attagirl. - I know. Think I deserve a little treat. I'm telling you, I'd really lost hope around Guy 17, you know. Then came Guy 21. Couldn't shut him up. - Easy. - Real chatty Cathy. Easy. All right, don't get cocky. Today was only day one. Still, it felt pretty good, so... - Thank you. - You're welcome. All right, well, you held up your end of the bargain, so I guess I will hold up mine. Here are my chemistry notes, okay? Live by this, and you shall pass the midterm. Yeah. Uh... Enthalpy, entropy- Pauli exclusion principle? - I was... - Wesley? - Can we run? - She's coming over.
The DUFF
21.1s
That means you're being mentally tough and making decisions. That's what half of my last book was about. When you become proactive, your problems become subtractive, and then good things are bound to happen. Wow, okay. Little of the old proactive, subtractive. Got it. I'll remember that if you remember no more duck face. - No duck head. - Duck face.