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You called me fat and ugly, Wesley. What? No, I didn't. I called you the DUFF. Yeah, excuse me. It's just that stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend, dick face. You can't take it literally, okay? I mean, the DUFF doesn't actually have to be fat or ugly. You know, like Tony Romo, he's a Dallas Cowboy. It's not like he rides a horse, right? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. I'm just saying, I would never call anyone fat or ugly. Okay? That's messed up. But it's the word and it stuck. It's a catchall. Oh, my God. Get out of here before I murder you.
The DUFF
27.4s
Look, I have a crush on this boy. His name's Toby Tucker. Maybe you've heard of him. Well, I can't seem to talk to him without making a total ass of myself, okay? And you never seem to have this problem. - Don't you hate me? - I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do. But only because you're a dipshit and a man-whore. But you're the only one in this whole school who told me what was actually going on. So you're an honest dipshit, and that's what counts. - Thanks? - Can we just...? Can we just cool it for a second?
The DUFF
24s
Well, hallelujah, okay? I don't have to look at pictures of your artisanal cappuccinos every morning. How dare you? You love those foam faces. - They're foam-tastic. - Shh. Look, we're going through something over here. Guess what else. Unfollowed y'all on Twitter. Oh, perfect. No more of Bianca's almost-ironic tweets for the day. Heh. Oh, that's rich, coming from this guy who's RT'ing them all day long. They're pity RTs.
The DUFF