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I'd love to meet them because then I could tell them - what a fucking liar you are! - You know what? You didn't tell me about your divorce until recently.

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Stickers and stamps. Aren't you a therapist? Aren't you supposed to be good - at handling this kind of... - Where are my fucking shoes?

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Oh, my God, the two-day rule. No, that had nothing to do with it. Seriously. Red flag after red flag.

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I'm an open fucking book. You want to know what's in my cigar box?

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You're such a liar. You lied to me. You lied to your parents.

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Is there someone that you're not lying to?

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And those are just the people you like.

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You ducking my parents.

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[ Crying ] Stickers.

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You don't want to get stuck in Chicago, right? You don't want to end up like Sam Highsmith, who's been doing the "People say Sam" bit since '03. - SAM: I don't like kids. - [ Audience laughs ] - People say, "Sam..." - See? - Is that what you want? - It's like... Is that what you want for your life? It's amazing. And it's the same material. - SAM: What do people say? - AUDIENCE: Sam. - SAM: People say what? - AUDIENCE: Sam. I'm Sam Highsmith. Thank you very much. You know what, I'm gonna tell him... - He's a hack. - ...how I feel about it. - Fucking tell him. - Never writes anything new. - I'm gonna tell him... - It's fucking bullshit. - Great set, dude. - I'm feeling it, bro. - Killing me, man. - Crushing. Love the new stuff.

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SAM: I don't want kids. People say, "Sam, you're gonna love it. "This kid... You're gonna have a kid, "he's gonna be your best friend." A best friend that... that pukes on you and shits everywhere and is constantly screaming. I already have friends like that. - [ Audience laughs ] - People say, "Sam..." I know you're bummed, all right, but, like...

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Emily's a good person. I'm not saying she's not. All I'm saying is, this is the universe telling you, "Seize your moment. "Be a little selfish and pursue your career." Bob Dalavan's gonna be here on Thursday. If you get the Montreal Comedy Festival, it would change things for you.

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Multigrain, pumpernickel, pita bread, hot dog bun, croutons. I can't eat any of it.

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WOMAN: I wouldn't call it an obsession, but I'm pretty good at magic. - [ All exclaim ] - Yeah.

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We should be ashamed of ourselves. We're weak. We're weak.

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- I will give you something. - Okay.

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- Twenty? Big spender. - [ Laughs ]

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[ Door slams ]

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I'd love to meet them because then I could tell them - what a fucking liar you are! - You know what? You didn't tell me about your divorce until recently.

Stickers and stamps. Aren't you a therapist? Aren't you supposed to be good - at handling this kind of... - Where are my fucking shoes?

Oh, my God, the two-day rule. No, that had nothing to do with it. Seriously. Red flag after red flag.

I'm an open fucking book. You want to know what's in my cigar box?

You're such a liar. You lied to me. You lied to your parents.

Is there someone that you're not lying to?

And those are just the people you like.

You ducking my parents.

[ Crying ] Stickers.

Emily's a good person. I'm not saying she's not. All I'm saying is, this is the universe telling you, "Seize your moment. "Be a little selfish and pursue your career." Bob Dalavan's gonna be here on Thursday. If you get the Montreal Comedy Festival, it would change things for you.

Multigrain, pumpernickel, pita bread, hot dog bun, croutons. I can't eat any of it.

WOMAN: I wouldn't call it an obsession, but I'm pretty good at magic. - [ All exclaim ] - Yeah.

We should be ashamed of ourselves. We're weak. We're weak.

- I will give you something. - Okay.

- Twenty? Big spender. - [ Laughs ]

[ Door slams ]