I go off alone to find the cat. [ Audience laughing ]
The Big Sick
14.4s
He might've been doing cocaine. Was he doing cocaine recreationally? True cokehead. - Cocaine. - I wonder if he was. [ Audience applauding ] Now, before I bring out the next guy, you guys know tonight is Jell-O shot Tuesday! [ Whoops loudly ]
The Big Sick
9.1s
And we prayed a lot. Well, not a lot. Just five times a day. [ Audience laughs ] And we marry someone our parents find for us, arranged marriage, you know?
The Big Sick
2.4s
Anyway, he's a great guy.
The Big Sick
6s
Gets really itchy. I've tried. - It's all patchy. - Oh, is it itchy? - I know I sound like a baby. - Well, try being a man and conditioning like I do.
The Big Sick
1.6s
What are these scars?
The Big Sick
6.4s
I thought only old people had those. Well, I'm from Pakistan, and we're still fighting some battles you guys have already won.
The Big Sick
1.2s
CHRIS: Hi.
The Big Sick
5.9s
When I was a kid, piece of chalk and a pavement, and that's your entertainment. Hopscotch. Tic-tac-toe.
The Big Sick
1s
Send.
The Big Sick
5.8s
SIRI: That may be beyond my abilities at the moment. Fuck. No. [ Eerie music playing ]
The Big Sick
3.5s
SIRI: What do you want to say to... You up, period.
The Big Sick
1.7s
[ Woman screaming on TV ]
The Big Sick
3s
Yeah. Well, did you think it was gonna be a flat, inflatable mattress?
The Big Sick
5.1s
Oh, wow. That is totally, uh, an inflated mattress.
