And what exactly are we celebrating? Hello? Craig Ferguson? I was just on it. I mean, maybe you saw it?
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He came to surprise me. I...
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Come on, let's dance. No, I'm serious. I've seen your spazzy dance, now I wanna see the real thing. - No, really. I can't dance like that. - I can. Well, kind of.
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Found her. One-thousand, one hundred and forty-three calls... ...over 300 e-mails, 53 percent of them were women.
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Abby? What are you doing here? I thought you were going to Tahoe.
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You were... You were telling them.
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They're all great. Can we go over your intro one more time? - "I'm Jack Magnum, and this is..." - The Ugly Truth. Okay. Let's maybe lose the gun thing. What? Gun's my signature move. Unless the NRA is paying your mortgage this month... ...I say lose the effing gun.
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Oh, Lord. So how long should I wait to have sex with him? Well, the more you make him beg for it... ...the more you're gonna keep him on the hook. So do everything else but. But then show him... ...that beneath that control-freak exterior of yours... ...that there's a sexual deviant waiting to be unleashed. No. No, I'm not a sexual deviant. Good point. I'm guessing you've been out of practice for what, a year? No.
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- Good, you're ready. - For what? The dinner with corporate. - Didn't you get my e-mail? - No. And I can't. I have a date with Colin.
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Look at this bone structure. This could be the bone structure of your future children. Don't you want them to be symmetrical? You printed his profile? What? Yes. These have not been touched in some time. I have to live vicariously through your life. I really think that this could be our next boyfriend.
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Have a little something else on its way up for you. You are going to love it.
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Which, in turn, screws with your manhood. What's your point? - Yes, Georgia, take control. - My point, Georgia... My point is that your husband... ...hasn't had sex with you in...
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The girl some idiot told me to be.
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Love it. - And this is Joe, your new producer. - Hi.
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So cutting-edge. So... So fantastic. So fantastic! Oh, God! Oh, it's so, so great! Oh, God. Yeah! You're gonna love them.
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Stuart, I'm pulling up. I'm gonna try to catch him. Okay. I'll call you back.
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You already hired him? Who's this delightful creature?
