So there you have it. Never assume a girl is easy or assume she's a prude. There are many layers in between. And it's your job, gentlemen, to peel back those layers... ...and figure out exactly what type of woman you're dealing with. That sounded almost enlightened. Because once you do peel back those layers, my friends... ...her lady garden awaits. - And he's back. And I'm pretty sure you're gonna wanna fertilize that patch of petunias. Well, thanks, Mike. Coming up after this message, Javier tells us if your petunias... ...are gonna see any rainfall this weekend. I sure hope mine do. I wanna go home, but let's go over the script. Yeah, let's get it done really quickly.
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And I was thinking we should go out for dinner sometime. There is a new French bistro in town... ...and an art opening that got amazing reviews. So I was thinking we could go on Friday.
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How's my face? Is it too shiny? Which side is better? Right, left, full frontal?
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And if you do salvage the situation, you'll never be more than Abby...
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... over here, we have something quite different. - This isn't on my list. - Follow me. Is the segment over? Where the hell's he going? - Follow him. Follow him. - Go with him, Remote 1. - Hey. - Babes wrestling in Jell-O. - Oh, Jell-O. That's great. - Hello? Abby? - People calling and freaking out. - Oh, Jesus.
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I taught you well. Hey, maybe you could even host the show.
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And it's a great place to raise a family. Really good school system. The parks are clean and well-maintained and safe. And there's a much lower divorce rate here than there is in New York.
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So tell me about yourself. Well, what's left to talk about that you don't already know? Good point.
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And what exactly are we celebrating? Hello? Craig Ferguson? I was just on it. I mean, maybe you saw it?
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He came to surprise me. I...
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You can't go because you have a date? You have no idea how hard those are for her to get.
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Come on, let's dance. No, I'm serious. I've seen your spazzy dance, now I wanna see the real thing. - No, really. I can't dance like that. - I can. Well, kind of.
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On the one hand, you have to push the guy away with a cold indifference... ...on the other, you have to be a sexually teasing tornado.
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I'm looking for a guy with sandy brown hair, athletic build, blue eyes.
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Found her. One-thousand, one hundred and forty-three calls... ...over 300 e-mails, 53 percent of them were women.
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Abby? What are you doing here? I thought you were going to Tahoe.
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No, I'm describing a type. I thought that's what we were doing. What? You don't even know him? Whoa, okay, now I get the picture.
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They're going through puberty. They got enough problems. Mom said when she was 14, she was the prettiest girl in class. Well, I was there when she was 14, and let me tell you something. She lied. Don't listen to your Uncle Mike.
