Friday... - Would Saturday be better? - Actually... ...Abby, the thing is, I haven't really settled in yet.
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What is he doing here already?
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Okay, we need a quick recovery.
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I can rally. I will rally. You do rally. Every day, Abby.
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Oh, my God. You're Mike Chadway. I love you. - Hey, buddy, what the hell? - Dude, what the fuck? - Dude, what the fuck? - What? No, no, no. I'm not talking to you. - I'm not talking to you. - Okay, did I do something wrong?
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Well, I guess I'll get going, then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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He flosses.
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- Off we go. - Where are we going? I'm not going anywhere with you.
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Make sure you put the hot dog in your mouth nice and slowly.
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...every hour, on the hour.
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- Well, you totally hosed me. - What? Last week on your show, you said, "Always be mean to hot girls... ...because they'll want you more." Well, I tried it on Shauna. She cried, and then I got detention. First of all, don't listen to what I say on my show.
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- Stand by to go to three. - Yeah, so some... Cacciatore gets mushrooms, garlic. Exactly. - Yeah. Put the mushrooms in. - All right. And whatever amount of garlic you want. - Really? - You can't have enough garlic. - Oh, you can. - I certainly can. - Do it every night. - I got a nice, big spoon for you. - Oh, excellent. Thank you. - Here you go.
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So you just moved in. That's great. I'm Abby, by the way. Your neighbor from across the way.
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They're so... So... You tell them, Mike. You should tell them. Yes, yes. Yes, you tell them.
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- Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. - That's perfect.
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What is this? What is this, baby?
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Come on. You just like being a big fish in a little pond.
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So there you have it. Never assume a girl is easy or assume she's a prude. There are many layers in between. And it's your job, gentlemen, to peel back those layers... ...and figure out exactly what type of woman you're dealing with. That sounded almost enlightened. Because once you do peel back those layers, my friends... ...her lady garden awaits. - And he's back. And I'm pretty sure you're gonna wanna fertilize that patch of petunias. Well, thanks, Mike. Coming up after this message, Javier tells us if your petunias... ...are gonna see any rainfall this weekend. I sure hope mine do. I wanna go home, but let's go over the script. Yeah, let's get it done really quickly.
