Why? Is everything okay? Yeah, I just-- I had this really intense dream about you last night. Don't ask. Of course. That's private. Do you ever have those? Uh, intense dreams? Um... Actually, uh, yeah. Tell me. You know Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad? Okay. I had this one dream where I wouldn't let her adopt a dog. So she'd locked me in one of the dog cages and dragged me back to her hideout. I kicked at the cage and screamed. And that made you come? Uh... I did not. How the fuck is that a sex dream? You asked me if I have intense dreams.
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I'm so glad we're doing this. A date was a great idea. Am I allowed to be here? Oh, yeah. I know the owner. It's fine. It's just that I'm not 21. That doesn't matter here. I think it's a federal law, but... - [chuckles] - [billiard balls clack]
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8s
There she is, the Flash. What do you want, Maddie? Uh, a Long Island iced tea for me, and... - Pepsi, please. - We only have Coke.
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7s
Do they come here? No, no. They track my phone. Wow, okay. Do they microchip you too? [laughs]
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- Do you wanna go somewhere else? - Uh, no, Percy. He'll have a Long Island iced tea too.
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Where is the waitress? I just hope my parents don't find out that I'm here.
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Why? 'Cause it's about a monster. A man-eater.
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Okay. Thank you.
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- Hi. - Hi.
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♪ Doing all right ♪ ♪ A little jiving on a Saturday night ♪ [customers laughing] ♪ And come what may ♪ ♪ Gonna dance the day away ♪ ♪ Jenny was sweet ♪ ♪ She always smiled For the people she'd meet ♪ ♪ On trouble and strife ♪ ♪ She had another way of looking at life ♪ ♪ Driver's seat, ooh ♪ ♪ Driver's seat, yeah... ♪ Well, you look like an accountant in the Bahamas.
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[Percy groans] This is the worst iced tea I've ever had. Percy, you're going to college soon. You're gonna have to learn how to drink. You can't go your whole life scared of everything. I'm not scared of everything. Come on. Open up. Have your medicine. - Come on, baby bird. - I don't like it. - Oh, shit. - Well, well, look at what the tide dragged in.
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16.6s
It might be a medical thing. You know, the problem is the parents. They baby him. Anyway, I'll need the van tonight for my big date. - No. - What? No. It's gonna take me a week to air that thing out. Sara's pregnant. I can't have her breathing those fumes. Ask Fern to borrow that Claw car.
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18.8s
[Jim] Did you hear about Mel? She got herself a sugar daddy. You could do that. Then you wouldn't have to worry about a car or property taxes. No. No way I'm gonna be on call to some rich asshole all summer. If you see me doing that, it means I've compromised who I am, and you can kill me because I've given up.
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11.7s
[groans] Can't believe this kid is going to Princeton. He's dumb as shit. He's just afraid of the world. They all are. Grew up in bubble wrap. My cousin, she's 20. Still lives at home. Won't go outside without a helmet.