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National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Hi, Van. - Hi, Donna. Hey, guys.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Dorsal appendage. Gwen. - Was the last one right? - Yeah, that's right. Wrong! The dorsal appendage exists only in marine-equipped mammalia. I knew you weren't listening. - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. I'm fine. Let's get out of here, go grab a beer.

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I was hanging on by a thread, but I was still making tuition.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, man. My mama never told me I'd be doing this.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I was the first-ever male cheerleader at Huntington High! The first ever!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hey, I know you, man! Oh, fuck. Congratulations, Van. I knew you had it in you.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I can't do this!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- What are you doing in here? - I had to talk to you. I thought a lot about what you said, and-- Well, just-- just take a look at this. Yeah. Doodles. I attended class today. Just about stayed the whole time too. I'm glad you went to all your classes today. And a few that weren't mine. Stepped into the wrong one. Liked what I heard, stayed. That's great. It really is.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm sorry. You really just don't fit the profile.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You'll become disciplined. Your mind will become a weapon.

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- Wow. - Yeah. Wow.

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Which ones did you choose?

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You really should have him neutered, man. That's up to him. They are getting bigger, aren't they?

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Dad! I can't believe you're here. I can't believe you graduated. A friend of yours... sent me this.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Not one acceptable candidate. What is wrong with the youth of today?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- May I? - As long as we cuddle afterwards.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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No one even knows we're here. Au contraire, mon fr�res. Girls!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Hi, Van. - Hi, Donna. Hey, guys.

Dorsal appendage. Gwen. - Was the last one right? - Yeah, that's right. Wrong! The dorsal appendage exists only in marine-equipped mammalia. I knew you weren't listening. - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. I'm fine. Let's get out of here, go grab a beer.

I was hanging on by a thread, but I was still making tuition.

Oh, man. My mama never told me I'd be doing this.

I was the first-ever male cheerleader at Huntington High! The first ever!

Hey, I know you, man! Oh, fuck. Congratulations, Van. I knew you had it in you.

I can't do this!

I'm sorry. You really just don't fit the profile.

You'll become disciplined. Your mind will become a weapon.

- Wow. - Yeah. Wow.

Which ones did you choose?

You really should have him neutered, man. That's up to him. They are getting bigger, aren't they?

Dad! I can't believe you're here. I can't believe you graduated. A friend of yours... sent me this.

Not one acceptable candidate. What is wrong with the youth of today?

- May I? - As long as we cuddle afterwards.

No one even knows we're here. Au contraire, mon fr�res. Girls!