This is the second party of his she's gone to. Sounds serious. Threatened?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.7s
They said I did them a mitzvah. That's Yiddish for "good deed." Write that down. Oh, yeah, she came too.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.9s
Word spread around campus. My calendar was filled with parties to plan. Van Wilder, party liaison, was born.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.3s
So much sinew, I need a bigger pencil. 8:30 p.m. Yeah, that's fine.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
54.9s
This is why I don't do interviews. You totally slammed me. You journalists and your irresponsible reporting. I recorded quotes that you got money from the Lambdas to throw them a party. Recorded? What are you, bugged? Do I need to frisk you? Why is my story such a big deal to you? Because I didn't want the students to know I threw the party. They paid me, but that's not the only reason I did it. Lambdas are cool in their own right. People just needed to realize it. I'm sorry. I didn't know you had a benevolent agenda. There's two sides to every story, Gwen. I have a chance to make front page of the graduation issue... which is a huge deal to me. Let me get the other side. There's this function I'm hosting tomorrow night. If you want... you could tag along. - I'll be there. - It's a date. It's an interview. Remember, today's assignment is about shadow. So don't get too hung up on detail. All right, everybody? Oh, Lord!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.4s
I'm in the middle of class. You know, that five-letter word. I thought we could spend some time together... for the story.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.9s
Here you have your five categories-- commerce and trade, so forth and so on. What you doing?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.3s
Then it's won. When all you had to do from the start was take a medicated pad... and smother it.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.5s
I'm president of both my fraternity and the student government.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.1s
At the Hillel House, I broke bread. And then I broke the boredom.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.6s
He's nothing more than a mild rectal itch.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.6s
All right, people, midterm is next week.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
15.1s
You know what you do about a mild rectal itch, Gordo? - What's that, Richard? - You scratch it. Then you scratch it some more. The more you scratch at it, the worse it gets... until finally you have nothing left but a raw, chafed... possibly infected anal cavity.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
16.1s
This is the first time in my life I'm glad I'm deaf!. I can't hear the boos! Now, listen up. I'm only gonna go over this one more time. In the event they switch to a zone defense... we must swing the ball around the perimeter.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
11.4s
I'm all out of love I'm so lost without you I know you were right believing for so long You must be Gwen-- the truck driver.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.5s
- Is Van here? - He don't wanna see you. - Excuse me? - Look. - Why don't you just leave him alone? - Home wrecker.