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- What are you doing out there? - Proving a point. Your friend doesn't fit in. He's a virus, and I'm the vaccine. - I can't believe you're doing this. - Pop quiz. True or false. You and that GDI have been spending an inordinate amount of time together. True. Now here's a multiple choice question for you. You're A, an asshole; B, an asshole who isn't staying at my place tonight... - or C, all the above? - What's B again? Gwenny, I'm kidding. I apologize. - Gwenny, where are you going? - To go save Van. God only knows what my parents and their stuck-up friends are doing to him.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
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First year can be kind of scary, can't it, Timmy? My name's not-- But you know what I've learned in my seven years here at Coolidge... Timmy? I've learned that you can't treat every situation as a life-and-death matter... because you'll die a lot of times. Write that down. - I don't have a pen. - Well, remember that then. And you know something, Timmy? I think you've got the balls to make it here. Call me nuts... but I believe in you.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder