- I got hit by a big truck. - Are you okay? I'm all out of love I'm so lost without you I know you were right Believing for so long Dope song. What's it called? "Gwen Used Me For Her Story, Then Married an Ass Wipe... and Ran Over My Heart With a Big Metaphorical Truck." Originally performed by Air Supply. Who's Air Supply? How old are you, Sally?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
17.7s
Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study till 11:00. Nine solid hours of sleep. Protein shake in the morning. Okay, very cute. And also correct. Which gives us 2 hours and 53 minutes of study time. So, honey, please focus. All righty?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.1s
Thank you, brothers.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
32.5s
- Are you all right? - Never better, my jasmine flower. That feels so good. Oh, my God.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.3s
Do it for you. Maybe I'm doing it for both of us.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.7s
Is that for me? I long to rub you the right way. You're such a bad little Badalandabad.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
10.8s
- So creamy. - They're awesome. Oh, they're so creamy.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
14.4s
And if Milty Mingleton can shove himself... into that weenie bikini... then you don't need to be shy about making your donations now!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.9s
- Not good at all. - Hey, you! Please move banner a skosh higher, huh?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
11.1s
Think I've had these before. Oh, my God!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.5s
Special delivery!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.8s
Guys? Richard?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7s
I love this song. I know. It is the White Barry.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.8s
Well, yeah, but also... because you have the potential to be great.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.9s
- I love you, man. - No, man. I love you.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.6s
Your father wants to get us a place in Forest Grove as an engagement present. - My parents know about this? - Yeah, I told everyone.