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- You did good. - Let's get this man "leid." Meet my new girl.

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It's gonna be a bachelor party. One last night of debauchery with the fellas.

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There's so much that I need to say-- the article-- I was scared that you wouldn't come. Well, I was trying to decide what panties I should wear.

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You can't even-- I mean, this girl is-- - I was wondering-- - I'll do it.

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- My name is Van. - Hi, my name is Terry.

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What's your name? I'm Taj Mahal Badalandabad. Where are you from, Taj?

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Hey, I know you. - Thank you very much. - You're the best, Van. Hey, I couldn't have did it without you. Appreciate it. I need you to fill this up with ice. Pack as much as you can inside. - Okay? Excuse me. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.

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- Thank God. - No jammies. - Party foul. - No, don't-- Oh, dear God. Next time you'll know better.

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I'm staying here with my friends. Fine. Maybe your friends can pay your tuition. Because this morning I placed a stop payment on this semester's check. I'm sorry, son. Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment... and cut your losses.

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They need me, Ted.

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Sweet Joseph, my son's a fairy.

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You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea. Being bad seldom is.

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You mean, we didn't have to-- But aren't you glad we did?

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Maybe you could put me on some sort of extension... program? - A little pay-as-you-go? - Are you trying to seduce me? Who, me? No!

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Write that down.

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I will be up when I'm done with my presidential responsibilities. Okay, I'll wait for you upstairs.

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This ball club is the heart of this institution. You win, it beats. You lose, it breaks. You're not boxing out, Big Papa. You're my Windex man. I want you shining glass. We gotta D up out there. Darius. I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake. What are you looking at? Your mom said you left your legs at home. For God's sake! I'd do anything for you guys... which is why I'm throwing you a little soiree tomorrow night... but not without a W tonight. You want to know why? Nobody wants to celebrate a loss, guys. Hey, man, you gonna invite those freak honeys from Mt. Holyoke? I already did. They said they'd try to make it if they weren't humping the Matadors. - The Matadors? - What?

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"Depression: Is Prozac really the answer?" "Famine-- Crisis in Rwanda." "Tracking Tuition: Where does our money really go?" Each article well-written and researched by our own Gwen Pearson... and each article skipped over by the majority of the student body. I don't care. I won't pander to them.

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