- What? - In other school news... we have an update on the "Wilder Watch." The rigorous day has been a success for Van the man. Five finals in the can with Professor McDoogle's advanced econ final to go.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.5s
- Dr. Brown. - This is something of a formality. We just want to get to know you better. And Dr. Smelnick.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
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Jesus. This is some pad you got here. Decorated in early fuck.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
10.4s
Oh, my God! - Vile. - Oh, it burns!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
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I'm bleeding!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
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Well, I made it a point to personally come down here, Wilder. I wanted to give you the results of your test firsthand. And just as I expected... you succeeded. - Ninety-one percent. - What?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.9s
Relax, guys. They're just Doritos.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.4s
I'm in the middle of class. You know, that five-letter word. I thought we could spend some time together... for the story.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
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I'm president of both my fraternity and the student government.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
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Gwenny, I'm just saying that they're a match. Just like you and me.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
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That ought to be enough to get you started.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
11.4s
I'm all out of love I'm so lost without you I know you were right believing for so long You must be Gwen-- the truck driver.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
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Why don't you go "release" your own pressure? And just so we're clear, I'm telling you to go fuck yourself!.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
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I hate to break this to you, Ming, but you ain't Asian.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.1s
Good enough for me. Have fun, guys. All right, Trapper. Stay cool.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
11.6s
Stop packing! You can appeal the expulsion. It's in the school charter. "Any student may appeal an expulsion before the university judicial board... and state his or her case within 48 hours of being discharged."
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.3s
Then it's won. When all you had to do from the start was take a medicated pad... and smother it.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.8s
But that would mean one of them would have to be dead.
