I love that dude. He's from Where the Wild Things Are. It's a load of bullshit. It's not bullshit. Want to know something else, Jay? If this is the end of the world, and all the good people died, what you're saying is Seth, me, Jonah, Craig and Danny are a bunch of assholes. I'm straight-up lovable, son. And if this really is the Apocalypse, you're here, too.
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Go fish. Put it back inside of here. Do you know what it is? Yeah. Now you ask me for something that you need. First bit. You're not cutting it all? That's smart. You're divvying it up first.
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Look out! Shit!
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Doesn't feel too good, does it?
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All I know is I'm scared as hell, and I just want to get back to our friends. Yeah, but they're not my friends.
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I'm serious, boys. It's all in here, in the Book of Revelations. You took my Bible? Well, just hear me out, and you tell me that what I'm describing isn't what's going on right now.
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Fuck that dude.
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Wait a second. I know what happened. You guys dropped acid, didn't you? Mmm-hmm.
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So, that means you're just as shitty as the rest of us.
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Shit.
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Let's get that money. Let's do it.
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This is like, Fruyere or some shit. That's me. Come on, Danny! You licked your finger. Come on, man.
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What is that?
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There's a lookout!
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What up? What's going on? Hey, Danny. What's up, man? Not much. What are you doing? What is this? Oh, it's just a video confessional.
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Where's the thing that killed the guy? I don't know. How'd his head fall off? And where's the rest of him?
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'Cause we're a team. Okay. Freaks forever, brother.
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Craig doesn't have any pants on. He got fucking wild. Probably danced, sweated all over the place. You got white shit all over your mouth, Franco. You probably sucked somebody's dick. Jonah over here probably watched and jerked off. Jay, I didn't even know you were in town. Good to see you. Danny, we're not on acid. We didn't suck each other's dicks! James Franco didn't suck any dick last night? Now I know y'all are tripping. You actually not know what happened last night? Daniel, you may want to stay seated for a second. Some really messed-up stuff happened, and there were a lot of fatalities. Oh, really? You're putting your serious voice on, Jonah? Okay, tell me about these "fatalities. " Dude, Segel's dead, Krumholtz is dead, Michael Cera's dead. Guess if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a total loss, huh? Jesus, Danny. Michael Cera's dead. What? It's not like that. It's not funny, man. It's really not funny. Seth, that's a better performance than you've given in your last six movies. Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet, huh? Jonah, you're fucking sucking balls. You're an Academy Award nominated person. You need to be fucking selling that shit, dude. "Fatalities. There were some fatalities. "