All right. Wake up, asshole. Tedjo deal. When and where? - Fuck you, pig. - Oh, yeah? Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? Now, when and where?
Stuber
19.4s
Here, take this. Oh, no, I am not touching that. He can help me crack a case I've been working on for years! He's handcuffed. - He's locked in a car. - I'm not doing it. - The safety's on. - No. Just point it at him. Don't let him smell you're a civilian. Two minutes. You get your five stars... and you're free to go see your girl, man. And you get to tell her how you helped an officer in need.
Stuber
11.5s
- Hey. - Hey, hey, kid. - How you feeling? - I can see. Well, that's good. - You look great. - Thanks. I look like I've been up all night.
Stuber
1.7s
Help!
Stuber
36s
Mmm. - We're doing it! - Yes! Becca, I like your shoes. They don't really go with your outfit... but, uh, you can pull it off. Oh, Richie, thank you. I like your facial hair. Although, am I your type? 'Cause I'm over 12. - What? - I'm gonna go... 'cause when you entered, my tailbone was like, "We're unsafe!" Will you call me later? - Yeah. - All right. Bye! I'm excited! She was making a joke. I don't like when girls make jokes. Hey, um, can I pick up some more shifts? I need some more cash coming in. Not in this economy. Cool? Sure. Also, not really an appropriate question to ask your boss. Yeah. You think Becca would fuck me?
Stuber
12.3s
- Happy birthday, Kramer. - Yo, Vic. - I appreciate it. - McHENRY: It's Kramer's 50th. I brought you the world's tiniest piece of cake. I didn't get cake on my birthday. What're you doin' here? Like a dog on a bone, you, huh? Tedjo's a cop killer.
Stuber
1.8s
Thank you.
Stuber
1.4s
Morris!
Stuber
2.7s
Oh. Oh, Jesus!
Stuber
1.2s
Hey.
Stuber
6.3s
Amo Cortez? Sorry, homie. This ain't LAPD territory. Yeah, it is now. - Hey! - What the fuck, man?
Stuber
21.2s
Nah. It's okay. I'm used to that. So, how do you know my dad? He kidnapped me. We killed some people. Huh. I'm on the fence. Really? I think she's brilliant. Her pieces are so emotionally charged. Reminds me of a young Richard Serra. Like if Tilted Arc had a soul.
Stuber
13.8s
- I'm not going to Bosley. - But... I'm banging a chick that works there. - Is her name Propecia? - Huh? - Hmm? - All right. Give me some of them Coffee Crisps, son. I need the full Stuber experience or you're getting one star again. Whoo!
Stuber
3.3s
- Okay. - Bye. Bye.
Stuber
2s
I'll kill you!
Stuber
19.8s
I just was... Because you had said that we couldn't mention me on the pamphlet... because it's a women-only gym... and then your man friend Byron Jade... much more of a man than I am. Oh, Stu, no, no, no! No, this is just about getting butts on bikes. Sign it, sign it, sign it. Okay!
Stuber
6.3s
"Come Sail Away." That's what it's called! "Come Sail Away."
Stuber
5s
All right. Looking good. Keep these on the rest of the day.
