Fuck you, homie! I got fucking rights! No. Fuck you, homie! You're looking at five years for possession. - Unless you wanna talk. - Uh, Vic? No? Watch him. I'll be back. This is bullshit, man! No. No, no. Vic. Vic. No, no, no. Hey, hey, hey. You cannot just leave him in my car. This is a hard no for me. - This is an UberPool, right? - No, it's not an UberPool! Don't act like... you know what UberPool is, okay? You learned that earlier today.
Stuber
23.6s
Don't let him out of here! I'm a henchman. I've been aiding and abetting a bad guy. You Stockholm-syndromed me. - That's not cool. - You saved my ass. You saved my ass, kid. You got brass balls. - Don't talk about my balls. - It's me and you. Leave my balls out of it. We're a team, buddy. Make a U-turn. Very funny. I'm not letting Tedjo get away. Not again. I'm driving, and we're going where I say we go. - Stu, turn around! - No! Let go! - Let go! - God damn it... Stu, turn around! This is my car!
- Fuck! - Damn. Wait. Wait. He has nothing to do with this. All right? Just let him go. He's a good man. I forced him to be here. He's done nothing to you.
Stuber
7.6s
That's the feds. It's over, Tedjo. Put the gun down. Yeah, we called Agent Tariq. One of the top agents. Five stars.
Stuber
8s
Now I paid for a driver... and I'm getting a fucking driver... with little gold stars. Come on.
Stuber
34.4s
That's the microwave, homes. What the hell? You guys just sit around... and watch fish all day? How's that? And, I'm gonna give you five seconds to tell me where Amo Cortez is! "So, we can... "...fuck." Yeah. That's it. People say that. I wanna fuck you. No. "So, we can... "do the thing that we had... "decided upon." That's good, that's good. Sent. God, what have I done? Attack, Pico! What's wrong with him?
Stuber
16s
All I wanted to do was drive nights, a few weekends. Save up enough money to open a goddamn spin gym for women with my platonic friend who I happen to be in love with. Pathetic? Sure. But it was manageable! Do you know how many people I just watched die?
Stuber
1.7s
You're quick to anger.
Stuber
5s
All right. Looking good. Keep these on the rest of the day.
Stuber
2.6s
All right, buddy.
Stuber
13s
Hey. Looking for Amber Titties. It's pronounced Tittyais. It's French. She's in the back. Come on. Let's go. Uh, no, I'll respect the dancers' privacy. What's wrong? You've never seen a naked woman before? Come on.
Stuber
2.1s
Stop it! Stop!
Stuber
13.3s
Amo Cortez. Amo Cortez? Leon did a minute in Lancaster. Amo was his cellmate. I overheard them talking last week. He was trying to get Leon in on something. He said it was gonna be big. You know where I could find Amo?
Stuber
4s
You're not white? What are you? Puerto Rican?
Stuber
7.1s
Stay right there. Bad things happen to people... but it doesn't affect them if they don't think about it.
Stuber
6.3s
- Vic? - Stu! - Vic? - Get the gun! Grab the gun! Watch out for his fists!
Stuber
19.3s
So, um, I know it's only August... but I think I'm gonna do Christmas with Mom and David this year. What about eating here? - It's our Christmas tradition. - No. This is not our tradition. This is your tradition. I hate coming here. Hey, Howard Wu is good people. And I like the food anyway, it's good. So, um, guess your eyes are too banged up to make it tonight?