All I wanted to do was drive nights, a few weekends. Save up enough money to open a goddamn spin gym for women with my platonic friend who I happen to be in love with. Pathetic? Sure. But it was manageable! Do you know how many people I just watched die?
Stuber
13s
Hey. Looking for Amber Titties. It's pronounced Tittyais. It's French. She's in the back. Come on. Let's go. Uh, no, I'll respect the dancers' privacy. What's wrong? You've never seen a naked woman before? Come on.
Stuber
15.4s
And you got your bloody footprints all over Leon's murder scene. And I'm on surveillance footage at the Sizzle Room. McHENRY: Tedjo's distribution center, you mean. But then you got greedy... and you got yourself killed in a shoot-out during a drop. In fact, it happened right over there.
Stuber
1.2s
I quit.
Stuber
1.2s
Steve!
Stuber
27s
Fuck you, homie! I got fucking rights! No. Fuck you, homie! You're looking at five years for possession. - Unless you wanna talk. - Uh, Vic? No? Watch him. I'll be back. This is bullshit, man! No. No, no. Vic. Vic. No, no, no. Hey, hey, hey. You cannot just leave him in my car. This is a hard no for me. - This is an UberPool, right? - No, it's not an UberPool! Don't act like... you know what UberPool is, okay? You learned that earlier today.
Stuber
8.1s
There are no contacts. Only one number. That's Tedjo. He gives his guys burner phones. Sorry, I haven't used T9 in so long.
Stuber
2.2s
This is the bar.
Stuber
4.7s
See? Didn't that feel good? You asked for help and the sky didn't fall.
Stuber
2.6s
All right, buddy.
Stuber
5.7s
Fuck, this is a lease! Will you quit bitching? Now, punch it! You know what?
Stuber
4.1s
You are doing great. Just focus on Becca.
Stuber
2.7s
All right. Come on, hurry!
Stuber
4.8s
- So... - Hey, honey. Can I talk to you for a second? Okay.
Stuber
22.5s
Well, switch to gas! There's no gas! It's an electric car! You got an electric car that doesn't use gas? Everybody who buys an electric car has a car that doesn't use gas. That's what an electric car is. Well, that shit attitude is not gonna help us out of this situation. No attitude will help. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Stuber
9.8s
- Is he okay? - He's fine. Just some mild tissue damage. - Pooch okay? - He's good. Eight more came out. What do you wanna do with him? Find him a good home.
Stuber
34.4s
That's the microwave, homes. What the hell? You guys just sit around... and watch fish all day? How's that? And, I'm gonna give you five seconds to tell me where Amo Cortez is! "So, we can... "...fuck." Yeah. That's it. People say that. I wanna fuck you. No. "So, we can... "do the thing that we had... "decided upon." That's good, that's good. Sent. God, what have I done? Attack, Pico! What's wrong with him?
Stuber
8s
Now I paid for a driver... and I'm getting a fucking driver... with little gold stars. Come on.