We're not pulling over for fireworks. - Oh, oh, stern. - What? It's Fourth of July weekend. Don't be such a grumpy asshole. Pull over! No. Absolutely not.
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What the fuck is this? This thing is ridiculous. [ENGINE STARTS] - Can you drive this? - I don't know. How fast does it go?
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See? Even this loser wants fireworks. Fireworks! - Fireworks! Fireworks! - The kids wanna see fireworks.
Grab your things, guys. Kenny, grab my stuff. Thanks. - Here we go. - Well, looks like you're ready to roll. Gary called me first thing. He seemed real eager for y'all to come pick her up. - Good. Good, good, good. Okay. - Guess this is it, then. - Good luck to you, David. - Hey, thank you, Don. Take care, will you? Hey, yeah, listen, I would appreciate it if you kept what happened last night... all that Chinese vibrator talk, between us. - Yeah. - If folks at my church found out about that... Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, no. I get it. Yeah. No, say no more. Mum's the word, okay? Before you go running off... - Yeah? - Well, last night notwithstanding... things bedroom-wise between me and Mrs. Fitzgerald... - ...haven't been a real five-alarm fire of late. - Okay. Now that I'm not working as much, we have a chance to light the flame again... - ...but our matches are wet. - Mm-hm. Mm-hm. - If you catch my drift. - I do, yeah. Yeah, the matches are genitals. I get it. No, I was talking about our passion. Right. Sorry, sorry. Of course. That's the way... - That's okay. That's all right. - Yeah. So we've been looking for new ideas... and she read on the internet about this finger thing... - Don, you don't need to share that with me. - No, no, it's okay. I want to. Okay, as long as you're comfortable. - I need your advice, David. - Mm-hm.
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- Great. - I have a smidge of very choice... mari-ju-ana down in Mexico... and I need it here by Sunday night. My regular courier is out because he got gunned down.
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- Tyrone. - Are you going trick-or-treating?
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- No, because... - Pow!
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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] [BABY SPITS UP]
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Smidge and a half. It's nothing. Dude, I got rolled by the fucking cast of Annie. I come walking in here and you ask me to be an international drug dealer. This is easy money, David. All you gotta do is pop down to Mexico... go to this address, tell them you're there to pick up for Pablo Chacon. - Who the fuck is Pablo Chacon? - I am. [SPEAKS IN SPANISH THEN CHUCKLES] You don't get respect from Mexicans when your name is Brad Gurdlinger, right? I mean, that's white in any language. See? Big Bad Brad thought of everything.
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DAVID: Yeah. No, I know. Uh-huh. No, I'm not. I'm not. No, I'm paying attention.