Hey, you want to do anything else other than work out today? Like what? Come on, dude. They're just lobsters, dude. Come on. No, don't be afraid. It's gonna claw your face. It's gonna claw your face.
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Did you not see that I was going first? Excuse you. Excuse you. You want to go first? EMCEE: Spring break, motherfuckers!
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Yeah!
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Great, that was great sex. You're good at it. And I'll text you, three to five minutes or something? (DOOR OPENS) All right. ♪ ♪ what the fuck is this?
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It's so confusing!
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Like together? We don't have to put a label on it. Just, like, one-time. One-time thing. No big commitment or stress to each other.
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I'm late.
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Want to fight like a man? Then you better fight like two men. Hey. Hey.
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MAN: Ready? JIM: And a surprise start today for walk-on freshman Brad mcquaid. BOB: Looks pretty old to be a freshman. It's the hormones in the milk, Bob. Ready? Set, hut!
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Hey, yo, what the fuck did you just say? Did you just call us faggots? He said you were sucking his dick.
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How was the, um... (BREATHES DEEPLY) How was the sex for you? It was fun for me. It was a good time.
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So, I guess you have no interest in having a real job in the future. Absolutely not. No, right? (BOTH LAUGH) What about you? Um, I'm an art major. Okay. So you definitely cannot talk any shit, 'cause... No, I can't. I cannot. ...you're never gonna make any money. (LAUGHS) I'm never gonna make any money, so don't tell my parents, but... When I talk to your parents tonight, I will not tell them about your major. Okay, thank you. You're welcome. All right, art major.
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ZOOK: Hey, why don't you come to practice today? I mean, you're obviously good enough to play on the team.
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That's exactly the answer I wanted, Mr. mcquaid! I want you to question what I'm saying. This is the basis of this whole course, and that's the beauty of college. You can say whatever you want. You can be whatever you want. I mean, I have tenure. I can really say whatever I want. George Washington was a black lesbian. The Eiffel tower is made of dildos. They can't fire me. I'm indestructible. (SMACKING LIPS) I'm sleeping with two of my students. Her and her. I actually am. Now, just like you did before, I want you right now to say whatever you want. Say whatever you want.
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Dude, I got to go. I got to go. This is quite enough. You need to let me go and drop all this.
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Fuck this. I'm not doing this. I'm not doing it. What are... no! I'm not doing this, okay? All right?
