(CROWD CHEERING) ♪ ♪ ♪ I be divin' in the crowd ♪ shake my dreads, actin' wild ♪ can't do lean, too blowed out ♪ too turnt up, I can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ can't turn down hey.
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Listen, schmidt, I gotta tell you something.
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What if Cynthia was the dealer? Captain, we have something really, really important to tell you about. (VELCRO RIPPING)
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Right in the crack. Don't do it, leatherface. (GUNS FIRING)
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MAN: This is the place. You'd think if somebody wants to show us their operation, they'd at least be on time.
I just feel like sometimes he's not even trying anymore. Like this isn't even worth saving. JENKO: Oh, okay. Well, sometimes I feel like that we should be more like the yangs. Or maybe I should be more like your beautiful zook. Oh, go fuck yourself! You go fuck yourself. Okay. You're so selfish. All right. That's a lot of fucking. Oh, my God. Sometimes I like to have the participants make physical contact. Why don't you hold hands? Okay. I'm not doing that. Hmm? Do you see? Reach out your hand. I'm... He's literally reaching out for you. He won't hold my hand. JENKO: I'm not doing it. I kind of need you to do it. He won't hold my hand. Oh, you... You got to interlock it, though. If you don't interlock it, it's not hand-holding. Fine. We might as well just be friends and not partners. Nice, right?
Doug? My name's not Doug, it's schmidt. And guess what, we're cops. Boom.
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(SIGHS) Who is that? Nothing. All right, ready?
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No, you're just paranoid because we're about to trip balls. No, I'm paranoid because it could be dangerous. No, we're fine. Look, we made it. We made it. It's all good.
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That helmet looks kind of lame. You know what's not lame? Safety.
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Out, all right.
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ROOSTER: I'm gonna do it. I just got to get it at the right angle. (GROANS) Dude, stop. Rooster: Stupid fucking goalpost! It's impossible. You can't fucking do it. The fans used to rush the field after every win and tear down the goalposts, and coach hated it. And so he cemented them in. They storm the field, and still do it, but they just bounce around. ROOSTER: Fuck this goalpost, bro! You guys might want to hold on, 'cause this shit is coming down.