What about school and football and your wonderful new life?
22 Jump Street
14.5s
Schmidt? Shh. Don't wake up my dick. Flew in on the red-eye, hasn't gotten a wink of sleep. Damn. We're talking missionary. We're talking missionary. We're talking when I'm on top and she's on her back.
22 Jump Street
14s
Hey! Schmidt! What the fuck, man? What is your problem? You said you wanted to stick together. This is what we have to do to win their trust. This is supposed to be fun. It's just drinking and bonding games. It's fun. It's fun for you. It's not fun for me.
22 Jump Street
2.3s
Exactly the same.
22 Jump Street
11.9s
You're under arrest, sir. Hey, I'm an officer, all right? Just take me in. I'll explain later. No, no, no. Hey, he's a student. He didn't do anything. Wait, wait. What are you doing? What are you doing? I, um...
22 Jump Street
6.2s
Are you guys, like, together? Yeah. Yeah, this is my bro. (LAUGHING) That's... Funny, dude. You're funny.
22 Jump Street
1.2s
(GROANS)
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1.2s
(CREAKING)
22 Jump Street
1.8s
(BOTH GRUNTING)
22 Jump Street
9.3s
Yo, what is that? The tattoo, what's that right there? Oh. Oh, this? Mmm-hmm. It's my old high school team. The plainview red herrings. Look at it swim.
22 Jump Street
10.7s
What's going on here? SCHMIDT: Shit! Um... (STUTTERING) You're interrupting a really stellar blow job. Oh, fuck, I just came so hard! What the hell is going on? It's okay. It's just a couple of faggots.
22 Jump Street
15.2s
This is bullshit! This fucking... waiter! What can a black man do to get some water around here? Give the fucking guy some water! He's black! He's been through a lot! For the sake of your daughter, please keep it together. I'm gonna need a motherfucking crepe before I go crazy.
