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27.2s
Dude, that was our car. We shared so much in that car! I'm going to shoot them in the face for that! That was our fucking car! What are you doing? Don't teen wolf on the truck! Don't leave me here alone! Then get up here! I can't do that! Then fucking climb around. Come on, climb around. Let's go. Come on, buddy. You got it. SCHMIDT: This is so scary! Shoot him! SCHMIDT: Don't leave me out here! I'm all out. You stupid moron! That's it. Come on. (GRUNTING)
22 Jump Street
22.5s
Sir, can I just say, it is so refreshing to have a case with a black victim. I mean, we care so much more because she's black. I think what he's really trying to say is that we care equally. It's a tie, really, how much we care. Uh... no, we're not. If it was a white person, I wouldn't even care. One less cracker-ass cracker to worry about.
22 Jump Street
39.4s
Dude, we're even about the arm thing, okay? Right? What? What do you want to do? (LAUGHS) Don't move. Fuck. All right. Just get it over with, all right? Don't move. One... Just graze my arm. I don't want you to hit the bone. ...Two, three. (BULLET RICOCHETS) Fuck! Fuck! Shit! Oh, my God, are you all right? Shit! Why, man? Why am I always getting hurt around you? Jenko, what are you doing? JENKO: Oh, fuck you. Fuck you, schmidt. Stop dicking around. Hey, cap. Congratulations, you two. You managed to un-fuck up the situation you originally fucked up. Thanks. I wish you can un-fuck my daughter, but I'm gonna let that be the past. Now, for your next mission, you two sons of bitches are going to medical school. What? (YELLING) (GUNS FIRING)
22 Jump Street