Fuck! Oh, shit. SCHMIDT: Fucking complicated. What is this?
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I got to get around you, man. I can't jump up. I got a broken ankle.
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Tokyo drift!
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All right. Okay. That's the last of 'em. (BEEPING) Time to prove that zook's the dealer. JENKO: Or not the dealer. Next up is Brad mcquaid. (ALL AGREEING) Right? Yes. Yes! Obviously, right? I mean, the guy's... The guy's all-time. You guys, let's be honest. I mean, like, he was opening up beer cans with his eyeballs. That's so sweet of them. So Brad... Brad's in. Uh, Doug mcquaid. No!
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Oh, shit. My brother needs me again.
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Pledges, tonight, we separate the weak from the strong.
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You want an open investigation? I don't know if that's what I want. All right? I just think it's healthy right now for us to try it.
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Okay. Bring it! I'm ready. It's on now, dawg.
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Oh, shit! Oh, shit! (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
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So you probably have a bunch of stuff that you have to do today.
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MERCEDES: Okay, so here's the plan. We're gonna get all these kids at spring break hooked on whyphy. Then you're gonna bring it back to your turf, and you're gonna sell the shit out of it. Sell shit out of it. Do you see that? And if you rat me out, I framed my psych prof just for giving me a b-minus. He's in jail now, so don't fuck with me.
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...67... (ALL CHEERING)
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The case is closed. You know, like, what you're gonna do after you're out of here?