You think I don't know that's a dick and balls? I know all about dick and balls! I partied with Robert Downey Jr. before he got sober, when he was really fucked up and a lot of fun! You know what? From now on, you're gonna do some chores. You're gonna wash the laundry, you're gonna fold it, you're gonna do the dishes, you're gonna mow the lawn...
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Remember that wiretap I put on Eric's phone? While you were having the time of your life last night, I was listening. I overheard a phone call between Eric and some dude about a piñata.
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Let's tap that wire, huh? We were just about to go outside with a bunch of chemicals. We were going to test what blows up.
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- Listen to me! - Chill out! Chill out!
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- I'll be right back, dude. - Okay.
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Dude, Eric is the funniest IM-er.
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That's all you heard?
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- Yeah. - Schmidty?
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How do I look?
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"I love dick"? You think that's funny? "Wonder Years douche"? What kind of a sick animal draws an ejaculating penis into an 8-year-old's mouth? It's arguably, like, an airplane throwing up.
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Wanted to know your hookup so me and my boys can get in on it. Got other commitments on that front, so, you know... I wasn't asking.
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What was that? Did you hear that? Real enough for you? Schmidt. Doug. - What do I do? - Hit him!
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Take five, take five, man, let me get this. I got this. - Yeah? You sure? - I got this one.
