Rules are rules, so, I guess this will have to be a quickie.
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Yeah, as a matter of fact, I'm about to infiltrate a super high-tech drug manufacturing ring in the chemistry classroom.
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Hey, Melodie.
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Yesterday, I found a college application on your desk! I don't know how long this case is going to last. And Eric's going to get into Berkeley, and, honestly, I can get in, too. Who knows? I could ride this thing out. I could be a doctor or something. Have you lost your fucking mind? You screwed this investigation all up.
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I don't get this school.
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We don't know. That's why there's a question mark on his face. That's not the way his face looks. That's just a question mark. Infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier. Simple.
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Yep... So do you make the stuff or... Do I look like a fucking scientist? No, I just sell it.
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Gentlemen. We having a little party? Have we forgotten that the use of marijuana is illegal? I have glaucoma. I get nervous in crowds. Herpes.
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- Yeah, he just sells it. Come on. - Yeah, no, I'm sorry. - I meant I just... - How many you guys want? 20 bucks a pop.
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He's getting into Berkeley, early admish, and he totally gets me. Who put this together? Are you autistic? It is artistic, sir, because the thing is, - the yarn actually indicates... - We're compiling a list of suspicious types at school. The users are here. This kid was actually talking to a tree this morning. Cut the bullshit! I want to know who's the supplier.
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It's hilarious. So why don't you show us a little respect? - Fuck you, pig. - Hey.
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- What? - Meanwhile, you two were standing around finger-popping each ether's assholes. We're not finger-popping each ether's assholes. What we're doing is getting shit done.
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Whatever he took, the lab has never seen it before. And as you can see, this kid is white. That means people actually give a shit.
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You want me to beat your dick off? You want to beat my dick off? I'll beat your dick off with both hands. What's up? Let's go. - That's weird, man. - I think what he was trying to say was, he's going to punch you so many times around the genital area that your dick's just going to fall off. Why do you have salt in your... - That's actual drugs. - Oh, my God. Get on the ground! Hey! - Come here now! - What do I do? - Chase someone! - Chase someone? Are you leaving your bike here? Okay. All right.
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Speak of the devil! Dude, that was awesome how you sabotaged that track meet, man. Organized sports are so fascist. It makes me sick.
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I crack and jailbreak kids' phones to try and save for college. You know, I switch their wireless carriers, get them restricted apps. Can you listen in on phone calls and stuff? No, no, I can't install a spyware to remotely monitor calls or anything that the mic picks up.
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You're the dealer? - You're the dealer guy? - Is that you?
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That was a total mix-up, what happened earlier. - Yeah. - He feels awful. He feels... Totally, very nervous.
