So your parents are just cool with having people over whenever? Yeah, you know, they're out most nights. Pretty laissez-faire about the whole thing.
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Try to turn it, try to turn it, spoiler alert. Spoiler alert, spoiler alert! Hey, boys, this eco-pussy is going down today. Take down eco-pussy. Take down eco-pussy!
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I don't know what they are.
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- Is that your car? - Yeah. What's that thing get, 10 miles to the gallon? No, try, like, seven.
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- Oh, my God. Are you okay? - Yeah. That is the actual sound of choking.
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And then you two show up, with 30 days left, causing trouble in my school. I am one more black gay kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown. Do I make myself clear? You guys cross my line again, and you walk into this office, I'm going to expel you. You got me? All right, let's do this. Which one of you is Doug?
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- Shit! - Shit, dude. Are you okay, man? Hey, what the hell? Are you serious? Well, turn that gay-ass music off. - You punched me because I'm gay? - What? No. Come on. That's not cool, man. That is really insensitive. I didn't punch him because he's gay. I punched him, and then he happened to turn out to be gay afterwards. - I was gay when you punched me! - In a weird way, it might have been homophobic not to punch you - just because you were gay. - Right. You punched a little gay black kid in the face, and it's not even second period. How do you explain that?
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- Hi. - Hey... - Hey. - Good morning.
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I'm putting it right there.
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Oh, fuck!
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Hey.
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Hey, kid, come here. You, you look familiar.
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You just shot him in the dick.
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- My backpack? Yeah. - Yeah, I got to be seen with you.
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They don't serve vegan in jail, bitch.
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Molly...
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Let's do that again and pretend you guys aren't weird. Which one of you is named Doug?