"I love dick"? You think that's funny? "Wonder Years douche"? What kind of a sick animal draws an ejaculating penis into an 8-year-old's mouth? It's arguably, like, an airplane throwing up.
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- Listen to me! - Chill out! Chill out!
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Take five, take five, man, let me get this. I got this. - Yeah? You sure? - I got this one.
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Yes!
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So would...
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That's all you heard?
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Wanted to know your hookup so me and my boys can get in on it. Got other commitments on that front, so, you know... I wasn't asking.
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Dude, I don't know if that was a good idea. What? - What if you had gotten found out? - But it worked. This is, like, the smartest move I've ever pulled, so, I'm sorry, what are you getting mad at me for? I'm not getting mad at you. I'm glad you have something to do.
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You think I don't know that's a dick and balls? I know all about dick and balls! I partied with Robert Downey Jr. before he got sober, when he was really fucked up and a lot of fun! You know what? From now on, you're gonna do some chores. You're gonna wash the laundry, you're gonna fold it, you're gonna do the dishes, you're gonna mow the lawn...
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Let's tap that wire, huh? We were just about to go outside with a bunch of chemicals. We were going to test what blows up.
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Put her there, man. Just put... Put it right there.
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Remember that wiretap I put on Eric's phone? While you were having the time of your life last night, I was listening. I overheard a phone call between Eric and some dude about a piñata.
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Shit! That hurt worse than when he hit me!
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Doug... Okay, settle an argument. You and your brother aren't related, right? 'Cause you look totally different. He's adopted. We all suspect from a very lame family.
