Try to turn it, try to turn it, spoiler alert. Spoiler alert, spoiler alert! Hey, boys, this eco-pussy is going down today. Take down eco-pussy. Take down eco-pussy!
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I don't know what they are.
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- Is that your car? - Yeah. What's that thing get, 10 miles to the gallon? No, try, like, seven.
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- Oh, my God. Are you okay? - Yeah. That is the actual sound of choking.
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And then you two show up, with 30 days left, causing trouble in my school. I am one more black gay kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown. Do I make myself clear? You guys cross my line again, and you walk into this office, I'm going to expel you. You got me? All right, let's do this. Which one of you is Doug?
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- Shit! - Shit, dude. Are you okay, man? Hey, what the hell? Are you serious? Well, turn that gay-ass music off. - You punched me because I'm gay? - What? No. Come on. That's not cool, man. That is really insensitive. I didn't punch him because he's gay. I punched him, and then he happened to turn out to be gay afterwards. - I was gay when you punched me! - In a weird way, it might have been homophobic not to punch you - just because you were gay. - Right. You punched a little gay black kid in the face, and it's not even second period. How do you explain that?
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- Hi. - Hey... - Hey. - Good morning.
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I'm putting it right there.
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Yeah, after we made the exchange, our potential business partners got followed by some fucking cops. That's insane, man. Are you serious? Okay, it's just I don't want to go to jail! You know what happens to a handsome guy like me in jail? It rhymes with "grape"!
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- Are you texting? - No, I'm not texting! - Yes, you are! You're texting! - No, I'm not! Okay, almost done.
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You're in too deep, man.
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You know who calls people narcs? Narcs, narc.
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Your taste in music. The fact that you look like a fucking 40-year-old man.
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Just get in the car, man.
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- It's going to explode! - Oh, my God! Roll up the windows! - What the fuck is that going to do? - Roll it up! - I don't fucking care! Just do it! - Oh, God!
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I'm driving! Why do you always jump over the car like that? Hi. Hi. How are you? - Hi. - God damn, you are beautiful. - Oh. Hi. - You are fine as shit. Don't worry. Someone will pick you up. - Wow. - Hurry. Just drive. Wait. Pick me up?
