You weren't studyin',, and you weren't on that bed. - I totally was. - No. You were sitting at the computer. And your history book is over there... by that nasty egg salad sandwich, which explains the smell. Watch it, girl. There's a new sheriff in town.
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- L chaim. - Shalom. L chaim. Uh, yeah. - Where you at? - Thank God. Thank God you're alive. Where- - I got it. Sooners. - What? His dad, his ring. Just tell Stewart to try it. Try 'Sooners. ' S- O- O-N-E-R- S. I'm in! - Oh, no. - 'Oh, no'? The password got us in the door, and then the walls came down. It's like a booby trap. We're stuck. - How about the satellite? - That'll work. Call Morales. Tell her well need tech support and a full tactical package. - Pick me up on the way. - Where you at? I'm at temple. Oh, temple. Well, Shabbat shalom. Lets go.
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Yeah, I'll be right down. What? Tom, no. Your son just spoke his first words. - Tell your boss you cant come in. - I don't have a choice. Well, fine. Were gonna stay here and keep playing though. - Suit yourself. - Malcolm, we still don't have the password. You've gotta get it, and you gotta get it now. Mr. Fuller, wait. Can you carry me to prayer meetin'? It's at that church right by your office. Church by my office? Are you sure? I think I know my own church! No, no, no. Hey, we gotta follow in the van. - What are we gonna do about all these dogs? - Well bring 'em back in an hour. Just tie em down or something, and let's go. - Oh, God. - Oh! Ew! Who was that? Was that? Mona? Mona, was that you?
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Ooh. I didn't mean to say that. I want you out of the house first thing in the morning.
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Molly! We gotta go! But, Big Momma, Mommy didn't get me any breakfast. Breakfast?
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Now, I didn't cry during Waiting to Exhale... and I'm certainly not gonna fall for your puppy-dog eyes. Now, this day is gettin' away from me. We got to go, Carrie.
Big Momma's House 2
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All right. Well, we didn't have time to cover all the angles... but with this r�sum�, you shouldn't have any trouble at all. - Piece of cake. - Okay, go.
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Why don't you take him down and get his feet wet, all right? Shoo, go play. Have a good time. Enjoy the beach. Get sand all in between your toes. Everything. I don't care. Ooh! Let me cop a squat here. Ooh! Ooh! I feel sexy.
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Is this what you do? Beat up on children and old ladies? Mmm. Go.
Big Momma's House 2
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He doesn't even know any- - F.B.I., Los Angeles. Tassie? - Sherri? - Hey, girl. How you feeling? - Oh, large. Then I bet it feels good havin' Malcolm home takin' care of you. Putting in for two weeks off to wait on you hand and foot? I hope you know what kind of man you got there. I'm starting to get the picture.
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What time does the paradin' begin? and you can just take off all your clothes and put this on. I think you'll be very comfortable. And then you just put your things in this locker. There's nothing else in there but your things. There's my friend Crystal. Excuse me one second. Hey, Crystal. - Hey. - Hello. Hi. Tryin' to find my locker. Ooh. Around here somewhere. Ooh. Oh. Ooh.
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Oh. This feels good. - Huh?
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This'll help you get over the wood chipper. All right? Here's a little sippy-sip for you. - Yeah. Id have a drink with you... but I gotta go to work.
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- Go get em. She is an excellent agent. Very professional. Oh, Mrs. Gallagher, you're here. - I'm sorry I was so late. - Hi. They're here. Can I talk to you for a second? I want you to know things are gonna be different this time, I promise. What? I don't know what you mean. Look, I know that I am particular. But I am gonna work on it. I'm gonna be more flexible. Probably not about everything, but I think that... there is some wiggle room, in some areas, probably.
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Hey, baby. Just wanted to leave you a message... tell you I'm sorry I lied... and I love you. I hope you still want to hear that.
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Oh. Where's everybody? - Oh. Oh, climbing on the cabinets is his latest accomplishment. You okay, Andrew? Whoo. Mr. Fuller, so nice to meet you. I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma. It's great to meet you. My wife has an early-morning meeting... and I am so late.
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Lets just jump right into the interviews. - Great. Whatever you want. I have three amazing candidates. Ladies, Id like you to meet Mrs. Leah Fuller. Mrs. Fuller, this is- Ooh, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord. Big Mommas in the house. Ooh, hello. Oh, I'm sorry I'm late... but there was an incident on the bus. - Oh, my gosh. Are you okay? - Well, lets just say there's one pervert... who wont playing the flute no time soon. Huh? Ooh, give me a second, please. Ooh, got my pressure all up and my nerves goin. Ooh.
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You wanna back up off this girl... fore I knock the taste out your mouth. Molly, what are you doin here anyway? This is not the way you were raised. I know. I know. But I got a text message from Chad. - Chad? Oh, Lord! - He said to meet him here- You know what? You and Chad are gonna run my blood pressure up. - Molly! - Hey, where have you been? I got really scared. Molly, I came here as soon as you called. I swear I didn't send you a message. I mean, I've never even heard of this place. - What? - Wait a minute. If you didn't send the message, then who did? Oh, wow. That's - That guy works for my dad. What's he doing here?