It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.9s
Hey. Don't let the world make you normal while I'm gone, okay? I never will.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
7.9s
-Oh. Uh-huh. -Oh no. Wait. We could still sing it if you want, Dad. -No, no, Katie, never mind. -[music stops] We don't have to do a sing-along if you don't want to.
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6s
[Katie in normal voice] My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took me a while to figure myself out.
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4s
[Pal] It only takes one single imperfection, and they'll reveal themselves.
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1.3s
What's happening?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
27.2s
[dad] See, this is good right here. This is natural. [straining] No, you're allowed to blink. It's just eye contact. -Look at Monch. -[moans] That's the spirit right there, huh? Katie, it seems like you're not taking this seriously. [exaggerated straining] What makes you say that? -[chuckling] -[spluttering] Guys… Everyone, focus. Now that we're all really comfortable, I can't wait for you to see my new movie. -Mm-hmm. -I think it might be a masterpiece. [upbeat electronic music playing] [voices cheering]
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13.1s
Am I doing this right? Should I update my software? Just hit "enter"! Hit "enter"! [screams] I accidentally ordered 12 Swiffers on Amazon! What did I-- [sobbing] [grunting] [screams]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.4s
[cell phone chirps]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
7.2s
Let's, uh, just, uh, put a pin in that one. Hey, can we get a picture here or what? We're making memories here, baby.
[grunting softly] What? What's the face? Uh, well, I just wonder, do you really think you can make a living with this stuff? Dad, can you finish watching it, at least? [dad] I will, but I just worry that you're gonna be all the way in California and, you know, we're not gonna be able to help you, -you know, if things don't… -[thumping] …pan out. Lin, why are you kicking me? I don't understand. Are you… [sighs] Do you just think I'm gonna fail? Uh, I never-- Uh, uh… Lin, help. -[timer dings] -Whoops, looks like the cookies are ready. Who wants delicious cookies instead of talking about this? Oh, it's just-- Failure hurts, kid. I want you to have a backup plan. Why do you always have to do this? Ugh. Okay, you know what? -I… I'm just gonna-- -No, look, I'll watch it. Dad, it's too late. -I wanna watch it. You're not letting me-- -Let me just-- -Why are you making a big deal of this? -Dad, let go!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
16.4s
And now, the Mitchell family talent show! ♪ Mi-ya-ha-ha ♪ [singing along] ♪ Mi-ya-hee ♪ ♪ Mi-ya-ha ♪ ♪ Mi-ya-hoo ♪ ♪ Mi-ya-ha-ha ♪ -♪ So live your life ♪ -♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey… ♪ [chuckling]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6.4s
It's almost like stealing people's data and giving it to a hyper-intelligent AI as a part of an unregulated tech monopoly was a bad thing.