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-Solomon. -Exactly. We, we set up a meeting. Yeah, we tell 'em we want to negotiate. Offer up our powers for Freddy. But then we grab one of them and that's what we really use to trade! But what if they steal our powers? No, they won't, 'cause we know how they work now. You know what I mean? If they just point that staff at us, we dodge. [imitates whooshing sounds] Like dodgeball. -Hmm. -Dude, I suck at dodgeball. Well, maybe Pedro sucks at dodgeball, but not Super Pedro. No, Super Pedro also sucks at dodgeball. Fine. Listen, all I know is that there's five of us and three of them. So I think we should send them a little invitation.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
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[docent] The lore tells us of a valiant few who stood above the fray and fog. My, what weapons they must have wielded. Which brings us to our current exhibit, the mythical staff of the gods. In Homer's tale, the staff was said to harness the gift of all gods. Oh. [chuckles] Welcome, proud soldiers. What did I say? Museums are fun. Amusement parks for the brains. [laughs] -Whoa! -[docent] Okay, there's no reason to get pushy. Everyone will get a chance to see it. Carved from a heartwood not seen in over 2,000 years, the two halves of this ancient replica were recently discovered in, of all places, a waste processing plant outside of Philadelphia. So strong, they reportedly broke -three trash compactors. -[thuds] Okay, um, friends, that's enough. I'm, I'm sort of the star of the show here... [gasps] -Stop! -[people murmuring] Stop! Sir!
Shazam! Fury of the Gods