And Vik had just discovered Francisco's dark secret. - [Audrey] What? - [Nick] He had a secret? - Oh! - [Nick] Oh God. - [cocks gun] - [Audrey gasps] - [Audrey] We don't need to do that. - [Nick] That's cool. Who is it? It's Saira. Let me in. Uh, okay. One second. - I need to hide. The closet! - No, no, no! - [Nick] It's too dark. - Here. Come on. - [Nick] She has all her stuff. - One second, Saira! [Nick] Coming! Be right there! [Nick straining] Okay, gotta get to you! - So sorry. One second. - Moving around some stuff for fun!
Murder Mystery 2
25.3s
It was Francisco. Francisco! He has had over 85 paternity suits filed against him. We suspect he's been siphoning money out of the company in order to pay for all of these babies he made. That's a lie! Not the part about the babies. Yes, that's true. I've spread my seed far and wide, but I have never stolen in my life. - What are you doing here? - An excellent question. - What are you all doing here? - Saira's here.
Murder Mystery 2
20.1s
- Oh, sorry. - [Claudette sobbing] - I just wanna know who kidnapped my Vik. - Mm-hmm. They all have something to gain from this. Pfft! - Terrible. - [Claudette] I can't trust any of them! - [whispers] There's a gun. - A gun? [Claudette] The Colonel, so bitter about his demotion. Saira, always starved for attention.
Murder Mystery 2
4.9s
- Nobody move! - Oh my God! I ain't moving. [cell phone ringing]
Murder Mystery 2
3.8s
Hey, great to see you. What's going on? [chuckles lightly]
Murder Mystery 2
3.7s
[door closes] [Countess] I know who did it. Who?
Murder Mystery 2
56.2s
[Nick grunts] What are you doing? [Nick] I'm blocking the door so no one can get in. [Audrey] Honey, you're gonna hurt your back. You know what would hurt my back? A knife going through it. The killer knows we're on to him. We're on the next-to-kill list. I guarantee it. What happened to Vik? A guy that rich gets kidnapped for the money. There's no profit in hurting him. Oh God. We're not gonna be invited anywhere ever again. Ever again. The cheese has a hold on me, honey. I can't stop. Are you just... Will you take a slice like a civilized person? I don't know where the knife is. - Oh Jesus! - [Nick] What? You got a headache? - Yes! - [Nick] I'm sorry. - How's your back? - My back's killing me. - I'll get Advil. - Please. Please. - I'm gonna get more cheese in me. - Honey, do not eat all that cheese. That affects... You're terrible all night. - Absolutely. - Oh. And I have pictures from the tent of a burned robe with bloodstains. Someone was trying to get rid of the evidence, and I'm sure it was the elephant handler. Good detecting, sweetheart. - I'm doing my best. Here. - [Nick] Okay. Thank you. - [Audrey] One, two, three, four. - [Nick] Okay.
Murder Mystery 2
32.7s
- [frantic knocking on door] - [dramatic music playing] [Nick] I gotta move this stuff now? What if that's the killer? - Killers don't knock. - What if it's housekeeping? We... We're good! We don't need any towels. No! No! We do need towels. Leave 'em out front, please! We've been here ten minutes. You need more towels? You use 30 towels after every shower. I'm sorry. At least I shower. All right, you got me there. [Francisco] It's me, Francisco! Francisco? Wait, wait, wait. What if he's the killer? The only thing he wants to murder is your hm-hm! Hey! - [Francisco] Hurry! There's no time! - [Nick] Be right there! - [Audrey] We're hurrying! - [Nick] We know!
Murder Mystery 2
19.1s
You really wanna do suspects now, Mrs. Spitz? - Sure. - [Miller] Fine. How about this? Uh... A husband and wife, one an NYPD almost-detective, the other a hairdresser taking online classes. Together they run a private detective agency teetering on the edge of bankruptcy. And if I were to hazard a guess, I'd say it's probably taking a toll on their marriage.
Murder Mystery 2
6.5s
Nobody leave here until we figure out who did what. It's great to see everybody. - Thanks for coming over. Sorry, my bad. - [Francisco] Whoa!
Murder Mystery 2
5.8s
Twenty-five mil, honey. I swear to God. [Nick] I would've settled for ten grand. So insane.
Murder Mystery 2
1.8s
[Nick] Jesus Christ. All right.
Murder Mystery 2
2.3s
So sorry. - [Nick] Hey. - Hey.
Murder Mystery 2
1.2s
Gorgeous.
Murder Mystery 2
21.9s
Oh my God. Nick? - [Nick] Yeah. - Nick? [Nick] Yeah? - [Audrey] Nick! - Uh-huh. Nicky, honey. Get up. Get up! We got roofied. - What happened? - [Audrey] Baby. Oh my God! We fell asleep! - [Nick] Oh yeah? - Honey! [Nick] We're sleeping now. I don't know what happened. Uh, I... - Come on! Get up, Nick! - [Nick] Okay. Up. I'm up. [Audrey] Who did this? [Nick] What? Now they're just showing off.