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59.3s
Uh... - Yeah. - Would you excuse me? Mm. Yes, not a problem. [crunching continues] Are you kidding me right now with those potato chips? Are you seriously yelling at me? I watched you eat two shrimp cocktails. Stop distracting me. Okay? [narrator] Unfortunately, it's not going very well. Men get to a certain stage in their life. It's nothing to do with you. Not all men. - No, but-- - Don't get mad at me for this. - [door closes] - [woman] You've been cheating on me, Ron. - Really? After 25 years? - [sighs] [Ron] Baby... I've been going out on my own so I could plan a surprise wedding anniversary. - No, that's so sweet! - That's... - [Ron] Come on. I love you. - I'm so sorry. Excuse us, you guys. If you don't mind just paying this bill, we'll be out of your lovebuggin' hair. - A bill? You're billing her? - Yeah, no. We made a deal-- You were hitting on me! - I was undercover. - Pretend-- This keeps getting better and better. [narrator] With business struggling, Nick and Audrey could only pray for a miracle... You better run! ...that someone close to them would be killed.
Murder Mystery 2
17.2s
- Should we pull it out? - No, it's a foot-long knife. - [all screaming] - I'll put it back in. - Don't put it back. - [all moaning and yelling] [narrator] Like many overnight success stories, Nick and Audrey immediately quit their jobs and poured their life savings into pursuing a career as private investigators. - [loud crunching] - [Audrey] Hmm.
Murder Mystery 2
15.1s
- [gasps] How? - [Audrey] Surprise! Audrey and Nick! - Smoke rings! How you doing? - Hi! Did you get our Christmas card? I'm fine, and yes. The matching sweaters were a nice touch. - [laughs softly] - That was my idea. So, hey, we need a little bit of help. - We need a lot of help. - [Nick] Yeah.
Murder Mystery 2
36.2s
Billie Eilish and Finneas. They're brother and sister. Look, baby, I know this isn't what we pictured when we got into this-- [cell phone playing Indian hip-hop music] What the hell is that? Uh, it's my phone. [phone continues ringing and vibrating] Yo! Rajah! Namaste. What's up, my brother? [Maharajah] Yo! What are you doing, Nicky Nick? Are you mowing your lawn or something? What do I hear right now? Yo, I'm chillin' on a Jet Ski, dog! [laughs] On a Jet Ski and on the phone at the same time? [Maharajah] Yo, Nick. Broski. My brosephus. The Maharajah is getting married!
Murder Mystery 2
54.1s
- Uh, that's somebody else. - [Audrey] Okay. Listen, baby, if you can't sleep, um, we could try to, uh, knock out a chapter together. [Nick] I read a few pages. That guy doesn't know what he's talking about. [Audrey] Honey, this is the guy that wrote the test. The test you need to take to get licensed. [Nick] I was a real cop. I don't need some piece of paper telling me I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing! But we both agreed that it would help our business if we just, you know, took the course. Do you really think our business is struggling because of that? I think we would get better clientele if both of us were licensed. Only way to get better clientele is better marketing. Better marketing? Like your floss business cards? - Yes. - [Audrey] Seriously? God! It's called "disruptive marketing." It's not disruptive. It's confusing. We're not dentists. We're-- [whale noises start up] I can talk louder than the sound machine. - [volume increasing] - [Audrey] Honey, come on! [Nick] Fine. Forget it.
Murder Mystery 2
1m9s
- Wow. How about that. Mm-hmm. - Such a good decision. You like the view, Mr. and Mrs. Shitz? Oh. You know what? Excuse me. I'm so sorry. It's... We're Nick and Audrey Spitz. It's, um... But, yes, it's a gorgeous view. Would you like some music, Mr. and Mrs. Shitz? We're the Spitzes not the Shitzes. Okay? Yes, I have some Pitbull or, uh, Taylor Shitz. - Okay. He's sticking with the Shitz. - Puts "Shitz" at the end of everything. Where are you from? I'm, uh, from the, uh... European! We're guessing Shitzerland? [both laughing] [laughing] ♪ Ooh, girl, don't you stop Tell your mom, girl ♪ ♪ And I won't stop it Until you're mine, girl ♪ ♪ And you can't stop that Until you're mine, girl ♪ ♪ And I can't find out what you want ♪ ♪ Tell your mom, girl, and I won't stop it Until you're mine, girl ♪ ♪ And you can't stop that Until you're mine, girl, ha ♪ ♪ Ooh, girl, don't you stop... ♪ [Nick] Let me get off this. What the heck? Thank you! [Audrey] This is unbelievable! I'm gonna cry! - Did we die? Are we in heaven? What the-- - [gasps] This is so nice! The flamingos got diapers on so they don't crap the lawn! [Audrey] Wow!
Murder Mystery 2
46.5s
Vik! Congratulations! We're so happy for you! Thank you! She's a dime piece from Paris. You know, where the Eiffel Tower is and shit. I'm getting married this weekend on my new private island. I want you and Nick to come, all expenses paid. I need to see you two ballers out on the dance floor busting a nut! "Busting a move," you mean. Nah, dude, I got... Oh shit! [yells] - [line disconnects] - What's happening? Did you hear "all-expenses-paid"? - We have to work this weekend. - I gotta say, I could use a getaway. Remember what happened last time we went on a getaway? Yeah, some people died. Not s-- A lot of people. You think five people dying's a lot? All right. Hold on. Just gonna think for a second. - She's caving in. - Okay, so...
Murder Mystery 2
30.8s
[Vik shouting] Nick and Audrey! - Hey! My man! - Hey, hey, hey! - Maharajah! - [Vik] The heroes of Lake Como! And my sister and my brother from another mother! - [continues exclaiming] - [Audrey] Oh my God! - Hey! Oh my God! - [all whooping] - [Nick] Look at you! - Oh! Nick and Audrey, may I present to you Mademoiselle Claudette Joubert. [in French] Joubert. [in English] I'm Audrey. It is such a pleasure to meet you. You are more beautiful than Vikram described. [Audrey] Oh! Oh. Oh. - That's funny. Got 'em all. - Oh!
Murder Mystery 2
19.4s
I think we could both use a little bit of a break. - A break? - From all this. - Just no work for a minute, you know? - Not-- - It's-- - No. For at least a weekend. The whole weekend. We can... Let's not... Let's just... Our minds need the no work. - I can't talk-- - I got chills! Goosebumps! 'Cause we're gonna do this, aren't we? [dynamic music playing]
Murder Mystery 2