Okay, look. I know you're not a big drug guy, but if you ever wanna unlock the doors to perception, this, my friend, is the key. Wait, what? Primarily found in Spain, but around here, we call it the Devil's Dick.
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[Kyla] Emily! I know I've only been here for a night, but I've gotta say, this wedding is so kick-ass. Well, at least someone's enjoying it. [Kyla] How could you not? Your family's so freaking cool. Everybody's in love with me, and I haven't even met half of them yet. Yeah, uh, don't-- don't feel pressured, like, to meet everyone. You're so sweet. No, I promise you. You have my word. I'm gonna have meaningful connections with literally every single person here. I was just so busy talking to Grandma Phyllis last night that I couldn't make the rounds. No, Phyllis barely even speaks. She's a major, major chatterbox deep down. Harold, I don't know if this is just Grandma Phyllis starting shit, but… [chuckles] …she said that this wedding was already more fun than yours was.
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[laughs] Look, if I can interject for just a second, Harold. Marcus and I have been talking about you all weekend. -What? About my being a clown? -[Ron] Yes. Yes, but, you know, a wedding is like a big, old circus. And you, you're the star of the show. [Marcus] Oh, shit.
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This isn't easy to say, Marcus, but I think we've gotten off on the wrong foot. I see things my way, and-- [laughs] What's so funny? You're a clown!
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-I'm made of metal. -What-- What is going on here?
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-Excuse me? -[Marcus] You're a clown.
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-[music stops] -[horse whinnies]
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That's not surprising.
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What does that mean?
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[cawing] What should I feel better about? You know what I'll feel better about? When we get back to that stuffy ass country club and get these goddamn Conway family rings on our goddamn fingers.
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7.4s
What if somebody came in and bought these rings? We wouldn't have been able to get back the rings. We'd have to get some rings from some dead person's fingers that I don't even know.
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Do I feel better? You know how close that was? If I had lost these rings, that whole family would've been on my ass!
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-[sighs] -[Ron] See, man? Just like I told you. You just gotta float and, somehow, it all works out. You feel better?
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-Did you ask me if I feel better? -Yeah. Are you serious?
