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19.1s
Hey, you cool off now? You're in there 'cause of your own actions! Are you kidding me?! I'm gonna tell my mom you tried to drown me. In an aboveground pool? You're, like, fucking eight feet tall. You're lucky my dad isn't here. He would kick your ass. Oh, yeah? Well, guess what, I knew your dad. Okay? - Yeah? - Yeah, I crossed paths with him a number of times. And you know what? He was even a bigger asshole than you are!
The King of Staten Island
23.5s
Three hours and 40 minutes. Did-did you just guess that or did know the answer? No, that's correct. That's incredible. - Wow. - It's not that amazing. - It is, no. - Relax. I-I... Is it all math questions? I thought it was, like, city shit. No, no. You have to prove that you're not stupid, and then you can work for the city. Oh. Oh. So I can never work for the city.
The King of Staten Island
22.1s
Fucking home run, Todd. It makes me sad to think of my little sister sitting in that sad little house, waiting for her son to be perfect. I'm not. Then you're wasting all of this. All of it's getting wasted. - You're a mess. - You're wasted. Mom would be so disappoin... Mom would be disappointed in you. You're the one who's always wasted. You're wasting. It's like leaving food on the table.
The King of Staten Island
47.5s
Well, he was hilarious. Yeah. Uh... He was also out of control and crazy. - Do you understand? - You can't. Why-why didn't you just tell me? I don't know. I just... I wanted you to have some good memories to offset what happened. I didn't know what to-to say. Was I gonna say, "Your dad really loved watching cartoons with you 'cause he was tripping all the time"? Yeah. Sounds like a good dad to me. No, you know what? Uh, I get it. Knowing that he had his issues and... problems just like everybody else, it makes me feel better. It really... it really humanizes him.
The King of Staten Island
32.6s
If anybody could do it, it's me. This is why I don't talk to you, 'cause the one thing I know is you're not gonna listen to my advice, so... Yeah, well, why would I? Like, you don't even give a shit. You're-you're leaving. You're not even part of the family. I'm the only fucking normal person in this family. Jesus. You know... Every second I'm away from you, I'm worrying about you. That's what you do to people. You should be worried. Okay, don't fucking ruin college for me, okay? Go! Fine. Hey, you should bring that chipper personality to college. Guys will love it.
The King of Staten Island
20.1s
Hey, Scott. What's up? - Oh, hi. - Hi. I, uh... I just came by to say hi to the kids. Are-are they around? Oh. Well, they're not here. They went to their grandma's. Oh. Well, what do you got going on over there? I'm trying to open this bottle of wine, but I think I mangled the cork.
The King of Staten Island
35.7s
Hey, uh, I... I, uh... I, um... I love you. A lot. I-I always have, and I, um... That's why I always act so weird. 'Cause I don't know how to express myself. Failure to do so could result in serious injury. - Should I ask the next? - Yeah. All right, so, "Of the 250 people "working at a medical facility, 16% are clerks. How many are..." Thank you for riding the Staten Island Ferry.
The King of Staten Island