Hey, yo, Dougie, can I crash in your room? That's not happening, bro. Jesus Christ.
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I-I wondered if he had kids.
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Ray. Hey, Ray. Raymond. Ray! What? Hey, I can't sleep. I-I never go to sleep this early. Oh. Well, you know what you should do? You should shut the fuck up. Go to sleep. Thanks. Can't go to sleep. Why don't you dip your weed in NyQuil, you fucking drug addict?
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Is he, uh, is he weird around you guys? No. He's nice. He asks me how I'm doing. What do you tell him? I say I'm doing fine. Look, you don't have to lie to make me feel better, all right? I know me and your mom could do a better job getting along through all of this, and, uh... Hey, I'm sorry if I haven't handled it so well.
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Let me fix that backpack. It's slipping.
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What's that? Oh, that's Ice Flash. Scott drew it for me, but it didn't come out so good. Yeah, I think his drawings are a little shaky. That's the one that I drew.
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Are you mad at me? Me? No, of course not. Are-are you mad at me? I mean, - no, but... - Are they... Are they asking questions about me? I'm not gonna snitch on you, man. But at the same time, like, what am I gonna say to them? You were the lookout that didn't look out.
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Hey, man.
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Hey, you. What the hell are you doing there? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was my house. Get out of my backyard! Get the hell out of here!
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You better look out for Sprinkles, because I'm looking out for you, all right? You got it. And, listen, man. I need you to spend time with Sprinkles. I don't want you just going in there, feeding him and running out. You got to go in there, scratch his belly. You tell him I miss him and I'll see him soon. Right. Um, how, uh, how are the boys? How's Igor and Richie doing in there? I'll tell you right now. I haven't seen Richie. Igor? Bro, look to your right. That's Carla. Carla. Holy shit! Get the... Bro, she's fucking real. She's fucking real. She's fucking real. Holy shit. Yo. She's hot, man.
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Fuck.
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I love you. Uh, okay.
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- Oh, God. Yeah. - So good. We are so proud of our daughter Joanne... and Claire, who's been at our house so much over the years you feel like our second daughter. Thank you, Margie, for lending her to us all these years. You guys have worked so hard, and we are so, so proud of you. Jesus Christ, dial it back, you fucking fruits. Joanne, you are a very special girl. You made our dreams come true, too. You're my sweet angel. No, she's not. It's such an honor to be your parents. You've taught us as much as we've taught you. Claire... You've been through so much, and you've done so well, so much better than any of us could have handled it. Your dad Stan would be so proud of you. He's looking down at you right now. Yes, he is. No, he's not. A toast to Joanne and Claire. So proud. Congratulations! ♪ Please don't ♪ ♪ Make me have to take your bitch ♪ ♪ How I roll, if I'm shining ♪ ♪ Everybody gonna shine... ♪ - What's up, Todd? - What's up, Scott? You going to college, too, someday? I'd like to, yeah. I'd go study law. Oh, yeah? That's awesome, man. That sounds really cool. Do you have any weed? - I do. - Could I have some? - Definitely. I'll go grab it. - Cool. Thanks, Todd.
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I, uh... I really like Ray, but I... He's-he's got to lose that mustache. I mean, come on. When we go out in public, people think that I'm kidnapped, you know? The looks that we get at the supermarket. They're like... People-people look at me like, "Are you okay?" And I'm like, "Yeah, no, yeah. It's my mom's boyfriend."
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I've had it up to here. I'm done. Both of you, get your shit out of here.
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You're the light of my life. Oh. Okay.
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I'm sorry. I tried to warn you, but you were on the phone. Thanks for letting me use your phone. My family has problems, too. I love this house. If you have money, why would you ever live in Staten Island?
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Okay, w-will you just test me on this part? Yeah. That one? - All right. - Okay. Here we go. "Amy must complete three tasks at work. "She estimates that the first two tasks "will take her 45 minutes to complete "and that the third task will take her "two hours and ten minutes to complete. "If Amy's estimate is correct, how long will it take her to complete all three tasks?"