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1m4s
Swing and miss again! This is so fun. Mommy, how about another one? I got you a lot of good things. - I'll grab one. - Alva, Alva, sit down. You've already given me one. It's... It's Jason's turn. Uh... I th... I-I think I left it in the car. No, I-I saw you put one under the tree earlier. - No. It's in the... - Yeah, I did. I could've sworn. You know what, it's, uh... Y-You don't... you don't... you don't... you... It's this one, right? Yeah, I got you, bro. Come on. Thank you. It's my favorite whiskey. You can skip the note. Thank you, Jason.
Violent Night
1m22s
-Well, that makes her sound like a whore. -Okay. Oh, she doesn't even know the meaning of the word. I'm starving. Let's eat. Great. And, Mom, I think Gertrude is a beautiful name. Mm-hmm. I only call her Gertrude. - Merry Christmas, Gertrude. - Come on, Bertrude. ♪ When the kids are fast asleep ♪ ♪ Gently down the stairs we'll creep ♪ ♪ Then we'll lock and bolt all the doors ♪ ♪ Just you and me and Santa Claus ♪ ♪ We'll be as quiet as quiet can be ♪ ♪ Planting toys under the tree ♪ ♪ We'll be crawling around on all fours ♪ ♪ Just you and me ♪ ♪ And Santa Claus ♪ ♪ For soon will be ♪ ♪ That magic time ♪ ♪ When we hear that midnight chime ♪ ♪ When that flying sleigh ♪ ♪ Finally flies away ♪ ♪ We'll have a very merry Christmas Day ♪ ♪ We'll raise a toast to the team with the most ♪ ♪ The best there ever was ♪ ♪ You and me and Santa Claus... ♪ Another fucking Christmas.
Violent Night