Mr. Wachowski. Tom. I want you to know that the only other person who ever punched me in the face was the school bully. He hit me in the cafeteria, causing a blunt-force contusion to the soft tissue surrounding my orbital bone. Humiliated me in front of the entire school! And do you know what I did in response? Uh, I'm assuming that you reported him to the principal's office 'cause that kind of behavior is really unacceptable. No. I examined the inefficiency of a world where brawn trumped brain and I used technology to resolve that inefficiency. The boy ate his meals through a straw for a year. And I have never lost a fight again.
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It's going, it's going... It's still here.
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Sonic!
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- You're not making any sense. - Would you calm down? You come from a great town with great people and by my count, zero bad guys trying to kill you!
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Look at that. I was right. Note the lack of surprise. Shall we try this again? I'm going to give you five seconds to tell me where it is. Five... I don't know what you're talking about. - Four. - Hey, tough guy. I'm a cop, and you're threatening an officer. How can you threaten somebody who never existed? Three... Come on! Rack your brain. You might be able to come up with some lame excuse to go on living in two... one. Wait! Don't hurt him!
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Besides, what could possibly be more important than protecting the people you care about?
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Sonic!
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Aw, this one is cute. Let's keep him.
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You know what? I was wrong about you. You're not the Donut Lord at all. You're more like the Jerk Lord. Have you noticed the harpoon stuck in our dash?
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You've got car insurance, right?
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This feels excessive.
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Sonic! I was forced from my home. Your home is perfect, and you're leaving it. Why would you do that? - Your body! - Oh, no, not again! Hey! Hold on! - Why? - Because I'm gonna do this.
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Oh, come on! How could something so adorable be so terrible?
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Ow!
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- Agent Stone? - Doctor. Do you see anything useful in this image? - Nothing at all, Doctor. - Of course you don't. Your eyes weren't expertly trained to spot tracks by the Native-American Shadow Wolves.