But then they get real petty one day and kick you in your back 'cause you snoring while you sleep. -What? -You're sleeping on the floor. -You're all messed up. -What? -Carpet burns on your arm. -That's-- What are you-- That's enough! -It's not enough, okay? -It is enough. You don't know if you're gonna find a special someone. You're not talking about nobody but yourself-- You know he's talking about himself, right? I know. But if they liked each other, and then they didn't like each other, couldn't they like each other again? And wouldn't that be fun?
Fatherhood
20.7s
[in French accent] You know where the pot of gold is? [in Irish accent] Begorra, the pot of gold is right over there. And now that rainbow's up and disappeared. I think you're full of horse blarney. I'd like to show you what I'm full of, me lassie, if you've no objection. [Maddy and Jordan laugh] [woman] I've no objection to plucking the clover out of you. I'm seeing stars. [woman] You'll be seeing more than stars in a moment.
Fatherhood
21.4s
-Wait, did you call her? -Zip it. -What do you mean, "Zip it"? -Zip it. Don't be a bonehead. -Why I gotta be a bonehead? -Don't be a bonehead. -Maddy can handle it, right? -Stop. What'd I ask you to do? Handle what? -Jordan, what'd I say? -Look, I got this. -Jordan, I don't-- -I got this. -Jordan-- -That's what friends are for. Sometimes two adults meet each other, right? And they fall in love. And then they both are nearsighted.
Fatherhood
12s
Give me a high five or something, a hug. Come here. -I mean… -You are brilliant. You a genius. Gotta be to make sense of all that stuff you just said. Don't be a hater. I wanna-- Look, you are so smart. You definitely don't get that from your daddy.
Fatherhood
7.4s
Have that in common and all these beautiful things. They take long walks in the park together. You know, you find that special someone.
Fatherhood
7.1s
-Oh, that's off. -Daddy, they were about to wrestle. I know that. I know that. And that's a little… It's a little too violent for you to watch, honey.
Fatherhood
4.5s
Is there, like, a warning on it that kids shouldn't watch it? There's definitely a warning.
Fatherhood
2s
-Yeah, Maddy. -Wow.
Fatherhood
1s
That's it.
Fatherhood
11s
You can borrow a pillow if you want. That is so nice. That'll make it more comfortable. -So generous. -Yeah. -You should take notes. -[chuckles] -'Night, Maddy. -Good night. Get some rest.
Fatherhood
9.1s
-[whispers] Yuck. Yuck. -[Maddy giggles] -No, I think that's… that's disgusting. -Ick. -Yeah. Yuck to death. -[grunting disgustedly] She'll sleep in the bathtub.
Fatherhood
8.3s
Hey, Maddy. So I had a blast today. Did you have fun? -Yeah. -Good. Is she gonna sleep in your bed when she does sleep here?
Fatherhood
7.2s
I almost did. [kisses] That's one from me. And… [kisses] …that's a big one from Mommy. Okay? I love you.
Fatherhood
4.4s
She wanted to come in and tell you good night though, okay? Yeah? Swan?
Fatherhood
3.2s
[Maddy] You forgot the two kisses. [footsteps stop]