I said, "No ringin' the damn bell." [doorbell rings] I'm gonna kill somebody.
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1.3s
You like that duck?
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4.4s
Oh my gosh. There's a booger on your shirt. -Take it off now! Take it off now! -[laughing]
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7.2s
-Can you give the baby, please? -I just gave her a bottle. Okay. [Maddy coos] [crying]
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4s
[Marion] He's not ready for a baby. He hasn't even put the crib together.
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4.1s
Oh, hi, Matt. How are you, dear? I'm extremely immature.
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2.7s
[sniffles, voice breaking] Don't tell me my wife is dead.
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2.5s
Here she is. [Maddy cooing]
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16.8s
[Maddy crying] How?
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1.5s
[inhales deeply]
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1.8s
I'm sorry I messed up your plan.
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3.4s
But you wanna keep Maddy to yourself because you need a life raft.
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14s
I'm… I'mma bring Maddy up because I'm her father. -And because I love her. -[Marion] I know you love her. Do you know that I love her, Marion, because I doubt that you really do. I have no doubt you love that baby. I have no doubt you loved my Liz.
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31.4s
-I can't help your mom is a GILF. -[Matt] That's it. -[Jordan] Yeah, I said it. -[Matt] Stop. Look, man, I got a… a present for you. Can I give you a present? Wait right here. I'll be right back. I got somethin' for you. We've been makin' a list. We need onesies. And you need a lock. A toilet lock. You know, they can drown in the toilet. Look, I've been meaning to ask, wh-- How long… how long are you stayin'? -I wish I didn't have to go back-- -[Matt] I'm not talking to you, Mom. We've discussed that. But, Marion, I wasn't a hundred percent sure about you. Well, since you refuse to move back to Minnesota, I'll stay six months.
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22.8s
Y'all lookin' good, ladies. Can I say that to you? -Thank you. -[Jordan] Yeah. -No problem. You know-- -Stop it. -Your pajama-robe thingy… -[Matt] Jordan. Stop it. What am I doin'? -You're flirtin' with my mother. -I'm not flirtin'. I'm looking at you flirt with my mama. I'm flirtin' with both your mamas. Hey, Marion, how you doin'? Looking good. -Jordan. -Kind of a blouse-sweater, huh? -[laughs] -Jordan, stop it.
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11.5s
But this… this looks insane. I mean, that's… that's tight there, Marion. What, do you think she's gonna run away or somethin'? -Hmm. -[Jordan chewing] What up? How you doin'?
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8.6s
[car alarm chirps] You're gonna swaddle Maddy, aren't you? Did you swaddle Liz? I sure did. Then, yeah, I mean, I'mma do whatever Liz would've wanted me to do.
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Six months? -Yes. -What about Mike? [Marion] Oh, I don't care about Mike right now. [Mike] Hey, Matt.
